A Story Of Stories

An Uninteresting Introduction

You want to hear a story? Stories are for children and those who look to escape from their own. No no no, stories are for the rich to spend time and money on and for the poor to take hope on. No, stories are not for us.

Although, a story might be fun.. Anything could happen. Any idea can be given life, and yet any idea can be snuffed out. The possibilities are positively endless! But I really shouldn't. Stories are not for our kind.

For you see, everyone has a story. Stories are like noses. Everybody has one, anybody can make one. And then there are the plastic surgeons who make a fantastic amount of money making them, altering them, and taking them altogether away. No, I really shouldn't.

If one's story is not enough, then he has not struggled, for you see, every story, every romance, every ballad, every tragedy, is all based on a struggle. And to ask for your own story, well that's a very dangerous thing to do.

No, I really shouldn't. Not even if it's fun. Not even if you bring me green eggs and ham. I could not, would not take you past an introduction, I could not would not take you through a whole story. And I will not, take you past chapter one, dear-reader. Although... It may not cause too much pain in disclosing some information. Not the kind of information that could be interpreted as a story, not even the basis for one, but perhaps the kind that could withhold the readers insatiable appetite, at least for a moment or so.

No, I could not, would not, and will not take you through a story. But maybe a chapter... Or two... NO, only one! But no more! Reading is terribly unhealthy for you, strengthening your "imagination" and such, and putting "ideas" in one's head. I will give you one chapter, but no more. Simply out of consideration for the reader.

So what are you doing? Go on! Flip the page. Can't you see you're not welcome here anymore? I'm sure the next chapter will be more interesting. Unlike this uninteresting prequel to what could be the greatest or worst story in existence. Most likely the latter. If you MUST keep reading, just prepare to be completely uninterested, bored to tears, and utterly annoyed by the reference of plastic surgery. Assuming there is any, it hasn't been written yet. Good luck reader, and feel free to spend time on anything else you may desire, reading is terribly bad for you. Giving you ideas and feelings and even emotions. Which reminds me, I have an idea about this chapter. A bond between a girl and her puppy and the emotions between them, maybe even about her war with the guy that... I almost spoiled the first chapter. Oh well, all those ideas, feelings, and emotions will just have to wait till the next page...