hellooooooooooo! ohohhoho i have escaped the tannaples and i. am. alive!!!!!!! im sorry for all this crack-nesssss. leave a vote for more beautiful crackity crack cracks.
WINK WONKWONK
heeheehee
hohoho
hahaha
(oh yes for crossovers)
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over in a salty glade of yamabuns and hinasuns there stands a salt tree. people dare not get close or else the saltree will grow them legs with them toebeans and eat them.
one day cabbage came to the glade and decided to fite the saltree. as he came close it turned around and stared at him with souless eyes. pulling out his sword, sakuya-hime-dono-kun-chan-san-kouhai-senpai-rapist-pear-lettuce slices off one of the branches and ScREEcheS bc there is a blond apple with a face staring at him.
"DiE" the apple scReamS, growing legs and long arms.
"I Want TO Kill Some SaltY LEtucce."it screams unhumanly, summoning the padlock rapists and mikuni the doll rapist
"Oh ShIT" sakuya-hime-dono-kun-chan-san-kouhai-senpai-rapist-pear-lettuce yells, calling his chocolate husband to save him.
BUt hIs ChOcOLate IS tO BUsy FraCKinG HIs BluberRy BaB AnD mAkiNG Cat cHildrEn
so sakuya-hime-dono-kun-chan-san-kouhai-senpai-rapist-pear-lettuce gets killed by the tanaples and is never seen again but only god knows where he is
(WINK WONK WINK WINK WONK WONK)
-timeskip brought to you by SpaghettiOreos's beautiful art-
When chocolate fianally fiinds his cucumber-lettuce he is ready to kill himself but instead he steps on a yamabun and is attacked by the saltyshima tree. now they are all dead on the inside and outside.
when kuro fianally finds his eve, he falls in love with a yamabun and they elope .
they make more tanaples and saltyshima trees and soon hey are all salty
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im so sorry
-Ame
ВИ ЧИТАЄТЕ
Cracky Crack Drabbles Of Crack
ФанфікиThis is a book about mistakes and anime crack drabbles. hEy it's saltysukki and this is a collab with SpaghettiOreos, I hope you all enjoy.
