Young Black and Loved

Young Black and Loved - Dagga Dagga

Hottie: Nice name, ma name's Jermaine

Me: ayt klkl, so yu got a wifey

Jermaine: nah not yet im lukin for one doe yu gotta man?

Me: Nope

Jermaine: so yu guna fulfill my wishes?

Me: dna might do, if we get to noe each other 1st

Jermaine: ayt drop me ur numbah den b...

Me: ...079*****137

Jermaine: I'll call you now so then u can save my numbah... yu go have fun, but save me da last dance ;)

Me: Ayt babes I will do chat to u l8r :)

So then I walk orf back to iESHA with a grin on my face, den to my surprise, she screams out

iESHA: wer yu bin man?!?! And y yu grinnin teet??

Me: Rahhh Boii, Jermaine just asked for my numbah, thinks I kud be his future wifey

iESHA: gwarn gyal, boy I need fi mingle bin here half an hour and not one churpsin ting lemme go, catch up with yu ina bit bless

Me: ayt den cya

So iESHA went and left me to D.M.T (do my ting, for dose dat dnt no wah im chattin bout lol)

(Back to iESHA now!)

I went to the middle of the dancefloor to skiinn out to RDX-Bend Over big tunee ya get mi , den next minute sum breh kums and starts daggerin me now at first I was feelin a bit shame, and everyone was watchin and got hype and was bare cheerin it on, so I got over it and continued, he was daggerin HARD!!, Den he turned me around we was now face-to-face, and I clock hu it was, it was Jamal, like rah skeen yu can dance ahliee, lool, den da tune was over.

Jamal: Guud dance b

Me: yeh boi yu took me by surprise lol, like randomly getting daggered haha

Jamal: did you enjoy it?

Me: yeh lol yu

Jamal: yeh man daggerin dat sexy big batty ;)

Me: lool guud

Jamal: so wat you duin afta my shubz den?

Me: dna goin home I guess, you?

Jamal: guna clean up, well my aunty is haha, why dnt yu stay over tonight with me?

Me: umm kk, I'll have to bell da mumzie doe

Jamal: Yeh kl bbz

I walked off den saw Nicola, she came up to me

Nicola: rah gyal uno got daggered like a real Jamaican gyal lool

Me: I nooeee, Jamal wants me to stay over tonight.

Nicola: wahh! D.Y.T chik, he's boom still

Me: Yeh can yu cover for me? I'm guna tell me my I'm stayin at yurs.

Nicola: Only if yu cover for me I might go with Jermaine to his yard

Me: ayt kl b, have fun lool

Nicola: ummm same to yu init, just no breedin yh?

Me: ov corse not b ;)

Da party was nearly dun and mostly everyone was starting to leave, only people left was Me, Nicola, Jamal, Jermaine, and a few mandem.

Me: Jamal, im goin to ask my mum now yeh and get some clothes

Jamal: Ayt den b, kum back soon,

Me: yeh won't be long.