Percy: Honey?
Annabeth: What?
Percy: Where's my water suit?
Annabeth: What?
Percy: Where. Is. My. Water. SUIT!
Annabeth: I, uh, put it away.
Percy: WHERE?!
Annabeth: WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?!
Percy: I NEED IT.
Annabeth: Uh-uh. Don't you think about running off doin no water voodoo. We've been planning this dinner for TWO MONTHS.
Percy: THE PUBLIC IS IN DANGER.
Annabeth: MY EVENING'S IN DANGER.
Percy: YOU TELL ME WHERE THAT SUIT IS, WOMAN! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD!
Annabeth: "Greater good"?! I. AM. YOUR. WIFE. I'm the greatest "GOOD" you are EVER gonna get!
(Day 20: Favorite Special Ability Hurricanes! And being able to tell when someone is lying because that would just make life SO much easier . . .)
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A Book of Dam Laughters
Fanfiction(Rewrite of the 2nd joke book) This is the second joke book, continuing from the first! For those who've read the previous, some of the jokes will be from there, but I hope this won't bore you too much! *Disclaimer: Characters and jokes are not min...
