Unexpected...NOT! (Still working on the title)

Chapter 4.

~Natsu's POV~

I hate this! I effing hate this!! Why the hell is this happening to my sister!? Of all people my twin baby little sister!! (Though it was only by five minutes)

I growled in frustration as I washed the dishes. Every Wednesdays is my day. I cook, I wash dishes and all them things them mothers do...not that I'm a woman! More like a substitute mother...kinda woman–not that I am!!

Dinner was...okay. Happy was the only one who had a happy and fine day which he had gladly shared to us, unlike us. He was also the only one that didn't know of the incident that was going currently going on.

The dishes clanked as I clutched the silver utensils in my hands against the plates.

"Natsu is everything alright down there!?" Lucy called out from upstairs. Happy was probably in the living room studying his teachings for tomorrow, which would be probably 'bout fish and being happy.

"Yup! Everything's fine down here Luce!" I replied as I wiped the plates. Oh Happy. If you only you know what's going on around you.

After I finished washing the dishes I head out to the living room where I saw, as predicted, Happy sitting on the couch with books about a whole lotta of fish, opened and scattered before him.

He was wearing reading glasses and though the books were open and in front him, his eyes were apparently focused directly on the television.

I sweat dropped and shook my head in amusement, "Really Happy?" I interrupted his studies, his eyes widened after he saw me smirking at him, "Wait till sis hear about this."

"I-I was w-working on our next assignment! H-honest!" He declared nervously while turning every page from every book, his eyes still fixated on me.

"Ah ah ah," I smirked wider, "Oi sis! Come check this out!" I yelled and glanced at Happy whose face now running with sweats and was reading through the pages as fast as he could, his dark eyes darting through the pages of the books before him.

Why the hell did he decided to read all five of them at the same time? I sweat dropped, At least sis will be pissed off and will forget the whole incident creep thing and will eventually laugh after all these!

Imouto came in and the moment she saw Happy reading/watching, she sweat dropped. "Don't tell me...he did it again," a vein popped out of her skull as she stared at him.

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All of a sudden she bursted out laughing...

Happy and I exchanged weird and surprised looks as we watched her laughed hard.

She held her stomach and shook her head while still smiling, "Happy. What do you think your students will say after they heard you working these hard? More importantly what do you think Jiji-san will say after he heard you reading five books at the same time and watching a–" she glanced at the tv, "–Flightless bird movie that looks to be for ten year olds."

"G-gomen ne Luna-san! And it's n-not a movie for ten year olds! It's Penguin Madagascar for cryin' out loud! The best movie ever!" He spoke confidently as he watched Kipper was it? Did a flying kick attack at a bowling-pin that seemed to be colored as a ninja.

"Skipper is a flightless bird AKA penguin leader, his allies are; Kowalski a penguin with a brain, Rico a penguin with a very very weird and freaky appetite that he can spit them out when asked to and finally Private, the normal out of all of them, excluding the talking and karate part," she said...I think.