[not mine]
Aries: This fucking pigeon is that raw it can still fly!
Taurus: You fucking donkey
Gemini: You used so much oil the U.S wants to invade the fucking plate!
Cancer: This squid is so undercooked I can still hear it telling Spongebob to fuck off
Leo: Take the giraffe back to the table, please
Virgo: Now fuck off you fat, useless sack of Yankee Doodle dandy shite!
Libra: That chicken is pinker than your fucking lipstick
Scorpio: You look like you're just about to lose your virginity
Sagittarius: There's more olive oil on this than Popeye's dick!
Capricorn: Like a bison's penis. What is this shit?
Aquarius: I feel like I'm eating a fucking flip-flop with mayonnaise
Pisces: You've put so much ginger in this it's a Weasley!
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Behold The Zodiacs 2
RandomHello~! If you're knew to the Behold the Zodiacs series, I suggest you check out my first book ^w^ Anyway, this is mainly "the signs as" and squads and stuff like that :3 Keep in mind that most of these posts aren't mine :) Until next time~! - Kate...
