[mine]
I swear, I've said all of this before XD
Aries: DID YOU JUST STICK YOUR FINGER UP MY ASS?!
Taurus: (mom: are you hungry for pizza?) When am I not?
Gemini: WHY DO I ATTRACT SPIDERS?! THEY'RE ALL LIKE "NOTICE ME SENPAI~! LET ME LAY EGGS IN YOUR HAIR, SENPAI~!"
Cancer: *sits on a wall with the wall between my legs* (Friend: what are you doing?) I'm riding the wall, what else?
Leo: I love the smell of your whore.
Virgo: That's seriously the third time you've touched my boob today.
Libra: I SWEAR TO GOD SOMETHING JUST GRABBED MY THIGH
Scorpio: IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO SOUND DIRTY, YOU PERVERT!
Sagittarius: (teacher: is there any other animals with big feet?) *turns towards friend* Yo mama.
Capricorn: I have breasts! You just can't see them because of my nerd-shirt! T^T
Aquarius: I wish my whore smelt like your whore...
Pisces: WHY DO MY SLEEVES ALWAYS GET STUCK IN DOOR KNOBS?? (#ShortGirlProblems)
I feel like I should explain to you guys what the deal is with the whore lol. I was gonna tell my friend that her hair smells good, but instead I accidentally said "your whore smells good" and it's just kinda stuck with me XDDD
Here's a song in Norwegian I translated into English that I used to sing all the time because why not:
Here comes Winnie the poo
He walked with scissors in his pocket
He suddenly heard a click
He walked without a dick
......I'm innocent.....
- Kate ⭐️
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Behold The Zodiacs 2
RandomHello~! If you're knew to the Behold the Zodiacs series, I suggest you check out my first book ^w^ Anyway, this is mainly "the signs as" and squads and stuff like that :3 Keep in mind that most of these posts aren't mine :) Until next time~! - Kate...
