[not mine]
Aries: monkeys are good people
Taurus: lack toast and tolerant recipes
Gemini: can Jesus microwave a burrito
Cancer: do midgets have night vision
Leo: I think of Jesus as a mischievous badger
Virgo: how to raise IQ by eating gifted children
Libra: how come cupcake is not a mineral
Scorpio: I accidentally slept with my sister
Sagittarius: I am extremely terrified of Chinese people
Capricorn: do gingers have ginger pubes
Aquarius: help I'm a prisoner in a toothpaste factory
Pisces: wolves are taking all our women
Virgo's though 😂
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Behold The Zodiacs 2
RandomHello~! If you're knew to the Behold the Zodiacs series, I suggest you check out my first book ^w^ Anyway, this is mainly "the signs as" and squads and stuff like that :3 Keep in mind that most of these posts aren't mine :) Until next time~! - Kate...
