As Funny Things My Friends or I Have Said [not mine]

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[not mine]

Aries: Wednesday was Tuesday

Taurus: how do deaf people hear their thoughts?

Gemini: I have more pictures of my dog than myself

Cancer: why cry about math when you can cry about your fave

Leo: it still laughs me every time

Virgo: well agree a little harder!

Libra: I want my kids to be children

Scorpio: what do you mean they're dead?!

Sagittarius: I need like 5 more typos to make

Capricorn: it's raining on one side of the house

Aquarius: I think I farted like 23 times

Pisces: my red is nose

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