I had to go to pee. Since my legs are currently retarded i had no choice but to crawl around like my grandad.
Later on i went streaming on xbox one, and i played good games such as "kilk yourself idk lol" and "#RIPCOD" I was happy until a comment arrived through the chat. It said "fok off mate this is bad" i felt like dying mate. I was very sad but i saw that he was my long lost mate. I lost this bloke during the war in korea because i say so mate. I'm writing this piece of shit and you're here to listen mate
