Random Weirdness.... V2!

UT Stuff

ALRIGHT TIME TO GET THIS OUTTA MY HEAD (spoilers for those who haven't played Undertale, if anyone like that even reads this):

Headcanons:
Chara, at the end of a Genocide Route, is a hallucination, like the Lord of the Flies is to Simon.

The True Chara is NOT inherently evil. They're just... Very emotionally troubled. I also see their laughing off accidentally poisoning Asgore as being a coping mechanism, like how Clare Dunphy smiles when people die.

Gaster is not the skelebros' father--instead, he is the one who killed their father (because irony trumps everything, according to "How to Read Literature Like a Professor"). Now, he's after them in a reverse revenge plot (if you know Princess Bride, it's like Inigo and Count Rugen, with Sans and Pap (mostly Sans) are Inigo and Gaster is Rugen. However, instead of Rugen letting Inigo hunt him out and kill him, HE is hunting out Inigo to avoid that).

Adding to that, Gaster Blasters are not Gaster's creation--they're Sans', to be used to... Blast Gaster...

Frisk did not go to Mount Ebott of their own choice--they were sacrificed. People forgot about the "seven human SOULs are needed to break the barrier" thing. After Chara ran away and returned dead in Asriel's arms, people got scared. They thought the monsters there were there of their own volition, and now that they had a taste of human blood, they'd demand more, so now a group of paranoid people sacrifices children to the monsters under the mountain every once in a while.

Toriel secretly has an amazing singing voice (this one may or may not be caused by Operatale, in which Toriel is Christine through PotO and LND, so now I hear Anna O'Byrne's Christine's voice as Toriel's)

Sans and Abed (from Community) would make great friends because... Timelines and fourth wall breaking.

Sans is actually the younger brother

Song Associations:

"Finally a Happy Ending After Lots and Lots of Resetting" Sans--Stray Italian Greyhound, Vienna Teng

Just Lots of Resets With No End--Round and Round, Imagine Dragons

Sad Sans of the Internet--At Least it Was Here, the 88

Frisk and Asgore on a Neutral Run--Nothing Left to Say, Imagine Dragons

Frisk on a Pacifist Run--Bleeding Out, Imagine Dragons

Chara--It's a Wonderful World, Hamo

Genocide Frisk--Hold Me Down, Halsey

Napstablook when/before/after Mettaton leaves... maybe? Some of it, at least--Hear Me, Imagine Dragons

Flowey Maybe--Gold, Imagine Dragons (the not being able to feel-ness)

Gaster--Sl0t, Mili ("All the life, ah all the life leaking out from the slots on my face", "a sense of Deja vu")

Weird Thing That Are Suddenly a Thing in my Friend group:

Mettaton/Toriel/Asgore/Gladiator Hope Love Square OR Mettaton "accidentally?" murders Asgore and inherits Toriel, then they link arms and ride off into the sunset... (I'm so sorry)

Papyrus x Candle Grandma, and the Papyrus/Candle Grandma date to Disney World

Dates to Disney World in general

Mettaton x Vella (who happen to be the two characters I cosplayed a few weeks ago...)

SOUL stealing Baloons

Sans x Chariel (Okay so just imagine this: Everyone is dating. Papyrus is in Disney World with Candle Grandma. Asgore has recently disappeared, as have Mettaton and Toriel. Undyne is with Alphys, off in some corner of the world. Even Frisk is dating someone. Sans... Is not, and everyone says that he should because time is not a waste and the world will not reset. ANYWAY he claims he already is dating someone. Everyone now wants to meet his date, so as a joke, he invites everyone to a quintuple date. He brings the first object he finds--Toriel's little chair, Chairiel. Everyone, well, reacts exactly as you'd expect. Over time, as Sans keeps up the joke, he ACTUALLY develops romantic feelings for this chair and, well, yeah.)

Flowey the Cucumber (aka golden flowers are actually cucumber flowers so... Yeah you can see where that leads)

There's probably more but I forgot.