111. It's funny how when I'm loud people tell me to be quiet, but when I'm quiet people ask
me what's wrong with me.
112. No, I'm not lying. But when you look at me like that, how can I not smile?
113. That awkward moment when you fail at being mad at someone because they make you
laugh.
114. Everything magically appears when mom looks for it. Mom, I lost One Direction.
115. Math Teacher: "I have 5 empty bottles in one hand and 6 in the other, what do I have?
Student: "A drinking problem"
