86. Dear Haters,
I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with ME
and ugly starts with U.
87. I may not have the cutest eyes, prettiest smile, gorgeous face or perfect body, but I do
have a caring heart.
88. "Hi, can I help you?"
"No, I just waited in line for 15 minutes to say hi"
89. Police: "How high are you?"
Me: "No officer, it's 'Hi, how are you?' "
90. I love being in that mood where everything is hilarious!
