31. When boys make you blush...
32. Dear stomach,
Your bored not hungry. So shut up.
33. My parents accused me of being a liar.
I looked them in the face and said:
"Toothfairy, Santa, Easterbunny"
And walked away like a boss.
34. The less friends you have, the less bullsh*t you have to deal with!
35. *Missed a call*
*Calls back*
*No answer*
What, did you die in 3 seconds?
