The Jicker Herrera Story (TDG Fanfic Entry)

My official entry for The Despicable Guy Fanfiction Writing-Contest. ^_________________^

Reminder. This happened on a different timeline. Please ingat po. ^_____^

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Summary: Lahat tayo nag-iilusyon na si Jicker Herrera ay magiging straight guy. Pero pinagpipilitan niya na that would be LESBIANISM. Pero wake up people! WATTPAD ITO! ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN!

                   Not the okay-magiging-lalaki-dito-si-jicker story ito. At kung oo. Syempre. May twist. 

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NORMAL POV

Sa isang madilim na room, isang barkado nakatambay dun. The Secret Society's meeting. Pero hindi na secret. Lantad na eh!. But sa loob nung room na yun, Halos lahat sila nakaupo! Pero isang lalaki, [wait, lalaki nga ba?] Nakatayo at tinitingnan sila.

Sath - Jick? Are you okay?

Jicker - Okay???????????????? I'm like, God. After months at madaming epal sa Kevje duo! Humantong na din sa Proposal ni Kevin kay Jersey! Hindi effortless in fairness work natin! Successful ang Secret Society!!

Amae - Hahaha! Keith! Saluhin mo iyan! Baka mamaya, himatayin na naman yan sa tuwa!

 Jicker - Gods Amae no! Never na! EPIC face nina Jersey when I fainted! Caught on tape by your husband Sath!

Jerro - Bro!

Jicker - Jombag you wanty? It's teh my dear. Teh!! *makes hampas hampas to Jerro*

Jerro -  Huwag bitter Jicker. ;)

Nasamid naman si Jicker dun! Siya? Bitter? Like over her dead sexy body! Rhyming pa haa!

 Keith - Siya na lang forever alone oh! Si Marlo at si Blanche na just last year! Then Look! Engaged na Bessies mo!

Jicker - Kaya nga may meeting kasi bonggacious dapat wedding ni Je!

Kat - Jick! Don't change the topic! May type karin Girl no!

Jicker - That is lesbianism! No. no. We're not having a Sex talk please. Gender talk. No going down there! exit na ako! Exit! Mamaya! Itambal niyo pa ako  kay Jersey no! Byelalu! Exit na talaga ako!

Lahat sila - ^____________^ BYE JICKER! Touch your manly side!

At si Jicker, kinilabutan na naman sa pinagsasabi nila.

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JICKER'S POV

NAMISS KO ITO! 

Umexit naman ako sa meeting na pinatawag ko. Hello?? Ako Manly? i've tried it para pagselosin si Kevin and hell. Jersey is like nasusuka. Then To Blanche. Yes. Maxene's sister. Para masibat ni Marlo. IT'S SO OUT OF THIS WORLD. ALIEN! PROUD BEKI FOREVAH SI JICKER HERRERA!

Sumakay na ako sa aking car na ginagapang parin ni Jersey till now. And umuwi na sa party condo ko. I NEED A REST.

Open facebook account.

Status.

HOY. Bakit gusto nyo ako maging straight!!!!

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