Bonus! Chapter Twenty Four: Group Chat

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Bonus! Chapter Twenty Four: Group Chat

(Y/N) created this group chat

Gohan was added

Erasa was added

Sharpner was added

Videl was added

Author-chan was added

(Y/N): Hi guys! \(^.^)/

Erasa: Hi (Y/N)! Long time no see!

Videl: ...What am I doing in this group chat?

(Y/N): I added you in, obviously.

Videl: ...

Author-chan: AYY READER-CHAN!

(Y/N): EYY AUTHOR-CHAN

Author-chan: DON'T DROP THAT DURKA DURK

(Y/N): Eyy

(Y/N): DON'T DROP THAT DURKA DURK

Author-chan renamed this group chat to "DON'T DROP THAT DURKA DURK"

Sharpner: Dafuq Author-chan

Author-chan: Hush, child, let me have my moment

Sharpner: ...

Gohan: So how are you guys doing?

Erasa: Fine

Erasa: OH MY KAMI GOHAN AND (Y/N) VIDEL AND SHARPNER ARE MARRIED AND ALREADY HAVE A KID YOU SHOULD COME SEE

Gohan: Yes, Erasa, I know that they are married, but they had a child...?

Erasa: SHE'S SIMPLY ADORABLE >.<

(Y/N): Uh... Erasa... what's up with the caps lock?

Erasa: My bad, I was getting too carried away. 😅

Author-chan: I assume everyone's fine now that the story is completed?

Erasa: Yep

Sharpner: Mm hmm

Gohan: Hai

(Y/N): Noo Author-chan make more chapters pweeeaaasssee

Author-chan: Btw, where's Videl?

Author-chan: I'm gonna assume she's ded

Videl: I'm still here baka

Author-chan: Oh good she's still alive

Author-chan: 'Cause I bet (Y/N) wants to continue roasting you after all you've done to her and Gohan back in high school (come on you guys admit it I know you want to ;))

Author-chan renamed this group chat from "DON'T DROP THAT DURKA DURK" to "Videl Roasting Time!"

Author-chan: #groupchatnamegoals

Videl: ...

(Y/N): >:)

Videl: Fuck off, bitch.

Author-chan: *in the distance* No swearing

Videl: Then why could we in the story chapters?

Author-chan: Because I'm the author, and I wrote so.

Sharpner: All hail Author-chan

Author-chan: Yea all hail me I know I'm fab *flips hair*

Author-chan: VIDEL YOU JEALOUS OF MAH SUPER SAIYAN SWAGGER

Sharpner: ?

Erasa: What's a "super saiyan"?

Author-chan: Crap

Author-chan: I forgot you guys don't know what is was

Author-chan: Gomen gomen

Videl: I'm done

Author-chan: ...With Videl's shit ;))

Videl: Wtf -.-

Author-chan: ALL DEM MEMES SORRY NOT SORRY

Author-chan renamed this group chat from "Videl Roasting Time!" to "Meme Squad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

Videl: omfg author-chan can you not

Author-chan: Nopeity nope nope

Author-chan: GOHAN X (Y/N) FOR LIFE

Author-chan: SHARPNER X VIDEL FOR LIFE

Sharpner: There's a reason why we got married and had a child

Author-chan: Ohoho ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Videl: GODDAMMIT AUTHOR-CHAN

Author-chan: Also...

Author-chan: PETRA X TREE FOR LIFE (sorry I'm weird asf) (If you get that reference, I'll love you to death)

Sharpner: ?

Erasa: wut

Author-chan: Teehee

(Y/N): So Sharpner, was it fun while you guys were at it in the process of making a child?

Author-chan: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Erasa: What's up with the lenny face?

Author-chan: idek haha

Sharpner: What kind of retarded question is that (Y/N)

(Y/N): NYEHEHEHEH

Videl: ...

Erasa: Am I the only one here that is confused?

Author-chan: Maybe

Sharpner: (Y/N) why don't you and Gohan have a go at it?

(Y/N): I wanna enjoy not having a child for the time being, thank you very much.

Author-chan: #foreveralone

Videl: I think that's just you yourself, Author-chan.

Author-chan: Ouch. *heart breaks* (ahem sense sarcasm there since you're a bimbo and won't understand unless I say so Videl)

Videl: shut up bitch

Author-chan: At least I don't go around sucking d!cks

(Y/N): OH MY GAWD AUTHOR-CHAN

Videl: I'M DONE WITH ALL OF YOU (except for my husbando)

(Y/N): Get a room

Author-chan: Agreed

Gohan: ...

Author-chan: A'ight imma go and read some fanfics and procrastinate sayonara

(Y/N): Aww ;-; mkay bye

A/N: I decided to write this after reading a book on Wattpad called "Shingeki no Facebook". It was hilarious af and if you're a hardcore AOT/SnK fan like me, you might wanna check it out. Also, this chapter was fun to write. (Regretted not changing the group name to "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" haha)

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