Fun with Tuatha and the Cast.. And the Admin

To start off..

  Me: Alright, starting off this book shall be something I think most of the viewers may like. I noticed some people do this in there randomness books, or whatever the bollox they wish to call them.

  Tuatha: What is it we are going to be doing, Sage..? It i-isn't anything bad, i-is it..?

  Me: Hmm, no, not bad per se, but somewhere in the middle I suppose is what you could think of it.

  William: Dear lord, please do not be what I think it is.. please, don't be.

  Tuatha: There you are, Spears.. *left eye twitches under hair that is covering it* What took you so long..? Gotten a little.. tied up..?

  William: *glares at Tuatha* Quite, and not by Sutcliff this time.. *blushes a little when mentioning that* F-forget I said anything.

  Tuatha: ..I already have.. Anyway, Sage continue.

  Me: Thank you. Alright, what I was GOING to say, was that we shall be doing something you should like. It is.. *cue drum roll* POCKY.. *said with straight face again*

  Tuatha: Ah, yes. Poc- wait, WHAT?!

  Me: That is correct, everyone. The Kuroshitsuji cast and Tuatha shall be doing a bit of pocky for the next chapter or two.. or more..

  Tuatha: B-but, I-I.. *grunts silently* Fine then..

  Me: Alright then.. the first round shall be, hmm..

  Tuatha and William: *gulp silently, both feeling quite a little scared*

  Me: Ronald and William.

  Tuatha: *gives a sigh of relief* Oh, thank goodness..! I was actually getting scared for a minute there. Heh heh..

  William: *eye twitches slightly* Well, at least it isn't Sutcliff that I have to do this with. That would be.. *cringes, shudders*

  Ron: *takes a pocky stick out of a box I gave him, puts one end in his mouth* Come on, boss. You ain't shy, are ya?~ *smirks*

  William: *blushes slightly, put keeps face straight* No..

  Ron: Then, come on already..! *shoves other end in Will's mouth, takes a bite*

  William: *takes a sort of big bite*

  Ronald: *realises he needs one more bite and does just that*

  William: *is now kissing Ronald, cheeks are turning light crimson but tries to not pull away*

  Ron: *smirks into kiss, pulls Will closer and gets some tongue action going on*

  William: *flushed, pulls away panting slightly* Knox!

  Ronald: What is it, boss? Cat got your tongue?~ *grins*

  Will: *huffs, tries to regain composure* N-never speak of that, Knox. EVER. *glares at Ronald with cheeks still crimson*

  Ron: Whatever you say.~ *winks*

  Tuatha: *trying to keep self from laughing, ends up laughing either way*

  Me: *laughing along with her, is starting to tear up slightly* A-alright, the first picky round is over. Round two shall begin in a few minutes.

  Tuatha: W-who will it be this t-time, Sage..?

  Me: *has a straight face, but is smiling on the inside* Oh, you will see soon enough, Tuatha..

  Tuatha: I am scared for my life right now, Ronald.

  Ron: Why?

  Tuatha: Because, I feel like I already know who she is going to pair me with for Pocky.. *cheeks turn a light scarlet* Oh, dear me..

  Me: Alright, I have everything ready. Time to start round two you guys.

  Ronald: Who is it going to be this time?

  Me: This time.. it is going to be.. Sebastian and Tuatha.

  Ron: Pfft! *bursts out laughing* Oh, lord! Hahahaha!

  Tuatha: *glares at Ronald, Reaper green eyes kicker demonic red then back to green* Be. Quiet..

  Ron: *anime sweat drop, gulps* S-sorry, Tuatha.

  Tuatha: You had better be. A-anyway, must I really do this with.. HIM? *looks at Sebastian who appears to be grinning*

  Me: Would you rather do it with WILLIAM?

Tuatha: Oh, dear god no. *sighs shakily* Let us.. just do this and be d-done with it.. *takes a chocolate Pocky stick out of the box* Shall we, M-Michaelis..?

  Sebastian: *still grinning* Very well, Tuatha. *takes stick from her hand, puts one end into his mouth*

  Tuatha: *shudders, gets other end and takes a nibble*

  Seb: *smirks, takes a rather large bite*

  Tuatha: *gets an idea, bites the rest*

  Sebastian: *kissing Tuatha, grips her waist*

  Tuatha: *shoves rest of Pocky stick into his mouth with her tongue, trying to please him (well, mostly choke him)*

  Sebastian: *adds some tongue, but pulls away after a few minutes because of choking*

  Tuatha: *wipes mouth* Something wrong, Michaelis? Didn't I please you enough, like you had always wanted..?~

  Sebastian: *coughs* Eh heh.. well, not the choking part, dear.

  Tuatha: *smirks devilishly* Ha! Well, I think you can desist with your pointless flirtations and teasing.. since *eye twitches* you took Grell.. *twitch*

  Sebastian: It wasn't my fault. He.. just seems to have grown on me is all it is.

  Tuatha: ..anyway, is that all the Pocky rounds?

  Me: Yes.. for this part. The next will have more for sure, dear reader(s). So, do not worry yourselves. And, I have a SPECIAL round for Tuatha, one that I think she will like VERY much..

  Tuatha: *twitches*