The Tales of the Lil Idiotz

A Night Out

GUESS WHO'S BACK AND BETTAH DEN EVER
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DEM SAUSAGE WRAPS AINT GONNA
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BE THE ONLY THING YOU SEE TWICE
ITS YO GIRLS TEETH LETS GO🌚-ok no sorry
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ANYWAYZ Come my children and sit down as I read from the book of idiots :))
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*Clears throat* iT WAS JUST A REGULAR SATURDAY AND PAULO, NICKY, ARII, LIA, AND MATT WERE JUST CHILLIN IN DERE GARAGE- cause were cool like that deal with it🙃
Then Arii jumped up from her chair and yelled "LET'S GO OUT TONIGHT YA KNOW LIKE A SQUADS DAY OUT!" she said excitly, but everyone just looked at her crazy and went back on dere phones. Arii waz annoyed >.> so she unplugged the internet cord mUAHAHAHA-okay anywayz everyone turned and yelled at arii "ARII WTF WHY-" arii cut them off and told them "WERE GOING ON A NIGHT OUT NOW GO GET DRESSED YOU DUMBASSES" she said in the nicest way possible ;). They all went to their rooms and got dressed and so did Arii.
OKAY OKAY OKAY IT WAS NOW LIKE 7:30PM AND ARII WAS WAITING FOR THEM OUTSIDE. Paulo was driving Nicky was in the front Arii was in da middle of Matt and Lia which was uncomfortable cause they talked about Steven Universe the. whole. time. o-o
moVING ON we all arrived aT A CLUB HUEHUEE it was one of the top clubs but Arii got them in🌚. We all went inside and Matt and Lia just stood there scared bc there was so many people and lights and smoke, Paulo soon grabbed Nicky's arm and said "LET'S GO BAE LETS DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY" Paulo said. Nicky just facepalmed and went with it. Matt Lia and Arii sat at their bench or watevah. "COME ON YOU TWO YOU CANT JUST SIT THERE LET'S GO" arii said to them. Lia and Matt both looked at each other and started silently at Arii. "GET UP NOW AND GO DANCE BEFORE I KICK YOU BOTH IN THE ESOPHAGUS" Arii said to them. They both got scared and went to the dance floor. Arii went to the DJ bc his music was crappy and they needed some trap music *wink*
The squad stayed until midnight at the club and everyone wanted to go home now, so Matt, Lia, Arii, Nicky, and Paulo went to the car and Arii waz liek "I'm driving everyone get it." she said everyone got scared for a sec but they all thought "it's only driving what could she do wrong?". Arii started the car and began driving. Everyone was calmed and relaxed for a moment until Arii started to speed up. "Arii uh...what is you doing? o-O" Lia asked. "Just sit back and relax" Arii replied. Arii soon pressed the gas petal more and began to scare everyone. "ARII WHAT THE FRICK FRACKLE YOUR GONNA KILL US OH MY GOD" said Paulo. A bridge was soon coming up and there was police on the side of the road watching for people speeding and doing other cop stuff and then the bridge was splitting apart ya know so the boats can go through and bLah and Arii decided to jump it. "HOLD ON TIGHT KIDS" arii yelled. "ARII NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" the others screamed as they Arii jumped the bridge. While they were in the air everyone except for arii was hugging and screaming like they're gonna die phfft. tHEY WERE ABOUT TO MAKE IT TO THE OTHER SIDE OF DA BRIDGE until they fell in the water and died
lmao sIKE YOU THOUGHT
The car turned into a boat and Arii drove them to shore. Everyone got out and was shivering and in shock "Now see it was that bad" Arii said calmly. They all turned and made the irritating look at Arii lIKE ALWAYS AHA. "Oh come on it was that bad" arii continued. Then a cop went behind Arii and everyone else and said to them "You all are all under arrest for jumping that bridge you maniacs." Said the officer. Arii looked and said to the policeman ".....you see what had happened was-" she ran from the cop and yelled "fCK DA POLICE" but ran into their car and fell and she was knocked out :P .
She woke up and they were in jail and when she got up Nicky, Paulo, Matt, and Lia all started at Arii angry. "Okay okay I can see this is somewhat my fault" arii said. "bUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT IT WAS FUN AM I RIGHT!?" she said cheerfully but everyone just started. So arii sat down sad until everyone tackled her with a hug "YES ARII IT WAS THE BEST SQUAD NIGHT OUT EVER WE LOVE YOU!!!" they all said. "Awwwh of course you love me :"))" she replied.
They were released the next day and went home and did their regular squad things ehehehehe🙃🙃🙃
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THE END
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I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS STORY MY CHILDREN FROM THE TALES OF THE LITTLE IDIOTS.
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Mine aren't that good anymore😂Paulo's is better tbfh😂
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GOOD BYE ILYA
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Dedicated to: 💓Paulo Nicky Lia and Matt💓🌚