Have you ever dreamed of becoming anything you want to be or being able to have anything in the world. Well, I have a dream, I dream to become a farmer or a cat. I know it sounds ridiculous, however if you think about it, if you were a farmer you would have many animals to keep you company and at the same time you will have your own land to stay on without anybody around you disturbing you. If you were a cat you could rest anywhere you like without caring and who doesn't love cats I mean come on it is everywhere. Cat pictures, memes and videos! Anyways... WAIT! I've got it I wish to be a cat farmer! I'm a genius! I can farm and after that I could just sleep on the grass patch since I don't need to care where to sleep at that is my ultimate dream!
My friend also have a dream but you can consider mine more realistic then his. He wishes to win 4D and live his life on the money he won, fat chance on that. Who's dream is more ridiculous now? Who's laughing now? By the way his name is Kiddo and I'm Rusty. Sorry for the late introduction and yeah I know you are reading this when you guys got nothing better to do. I know I suck but this is my first story so I hope you enjoy!
One day, Kiddo came back to Rusty about the exciting news! Kiddo finally won the top prize for the 4D and earned a total of 500 000 dollars. Rusty thought of an idea to take that money away. Nothing came to mind so he just did the punch and run method. If you guys are thinking I'm stealing the money, I'm not. I am forcefully borrowing the money without his permission, there is a fine line between those two. Stealing is such a strong and bad word. Rusty planned to use the money to plant a "money tree". As you could tell I was not a very bright person. Kiddo asked for the money back but Rusty REFUSED! Kiddo used his fullest strength and swung a punch which missed Rusty and ended up punching the wall behind him and after that falling back flat to the floor due to the recoil of his punch. Just like that Kiddo used up all his energy and was too lazy to get back up.
After Rusty walked 3 steps away from Kiddo he flops to the ground as he was to lazy to continue walking to my farm. I already had a farm by the way cool right! Now all we need is me to become a cat no spoilers though XD. Kiddo took this chance to crawl to Rusty to take back the money, however Rusty is very vigilant especially when it comes to things that he borrowed without permission especially when it comes to money. Rusty tries to stand up and run but his laziness was too overwhelming for him to even stand up. So he tried crawling as fast as possible away from Kiddo.
There was an old man thinking of we were on drugs or just mentally challenged since we were both crawling on the ground looking like retards. Kiddo managed to catch up with Rusty by grabbing onto his leg. There was a river near by so I guess you know what is going to happen next. Rusty didn't want anybody to have the money so he flung the suitcase filled with money worth of 500 000 dollars into the river. Can you imagine this kid was so selfish that he didn't even want to give a single cent back to his friend and it wasn't even his, what a dick.
The river was freezing since it was winter. Kiddo finally decided to get of his lazy ass to go and swim for the suitcase filled with HIS money. But before doing so he said "Fuck You" to Rusty accompanied by a middle finger. Rusty was too amazed to care as it was his first time seeing Kiddo going swim even though it was for his own money. It was a huge achievement, bigger then Neil Armstrong being the first man on the moon! Kiddo wanted the money to get out of school and don't need to work. But what he doesn't know is that there is one way out and that is he needs to be in first before he can get out! Boom Mind Blown! This is how Kiddo and I become good buddy's as we were just acquaintances before this whole incident happened.
Hope you enjoyed chapter 1, chapter 2 will be coming out soon
Rusty - Me
Kiddo - Rusty's BestFriend
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Cat Farmer Adventures
AdventureIt is about a boy named Rusty and how he dreams about becoming a cat farmer. And his friend Kiddo who finally got his wish come true and Rusty being a Irritating person he just had to ruin it for Kiddo. And met other's along the way through the adve...
