Pidge is meme lord

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(A/n will use she/they pronouns for Pidge)
*Lance's POV*
"KEITH!!" I screamed running into Keith's room. "Jesus christ Lance don't just barge in here. I could be jacking off or naked," he commented standing up. "What ever. Anyway Pidge made us these space iPhone things and set up wifi In the castle ship!!" I screamed happily throwing Keith the phone. "Cool"
-on phone-
*Pidge has changed the group name to Space gang*
Lance: I'm boreddddddddd
Shiro: Hi bored I'm dad.
Lance: Omg
Keith: If your bored we should play a game. Or go bug Hunk.
Lance: it's 3 am Hunks probably asleep but we could play a gaaaaaaaame
Pidge: Omg Lance stop
Allura: Am I using this correctly
Shiro: Yup. Also Lance what game do you have in mind?
Lance: TRUTH OR DARE!!
Pidge: What are you 12??
Keith: god no
Lance: KEITH TRUTH OR DARE?!
Keith: uh truth....
Lance: Lame
Pidge: What is your sexuality?
Keith: ...
Keith: ...... I'm gay......
Lance: WHAT?!
Shiro: woah really??
Allura: What does that mean??
Pidge: YES HUNK OWES ME $20 now!
Keith: YOU MADE A BET
Lance: okay moving on. Pidge truth or dare??
Pidge: dare 
Lance: I DARE YOU TO CHANGE YOUR NAME TO MEME LORD AND SPAME CORAN AND HUNK WITH MEMES FOR THEM TO SEE IN THE MORNING ALSO MAKE SHIRO CHANGE HIS NAME TO SPACE DAD AND ALLURA HAS TO CHANGE HER NAME TO SPACE MOM!!
Keith: all the caps
Allura: why am I part of this??
Shiro: yeah why??
Pidge: ugh fine
*pidge has changed her name to Meme lord*
*Shiro has changed his name to Space dad*
*Allura has changed her name to Space mom*
Meme lord: there happy?!
Keith: I'm so done
*Keith if offline*
A/n
Welp

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