Prologue.

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Ek baar phir try karti hoon. Said a girl who was standing outside Murthy Mini Market.

Tringgggggggggggg!!!!
Tringgggggggggggg!!!!
Tringgggggggggggg!!!!

The phone kept ringing. Nobody picked up. What the hell! Phone rakha kyun hai jab uthana nahi aata. She said barging into the shop. A girl who was sitting at the counter lost in her thoughts shuddered hearing the loud shout of her customer.

Girl1:pichle aadhe ghante mein yeh mera fifth call hai. Show piece ke liye rakha hai phone ko.

Girl2:sorry woh main anniversary ki........ Cutting her off in between the girl said

Girl1: you know what chuck. I don't have time for all these crap. Mujhe ek rasi chahiye. Milegi?

Girl2:haan haan milega na. Murthy Mini market mein sab kuch milega. Aap bataya kaisi rasi chahiye lambi, moti, patli?

Girl1: mera weight kitna hoga?

Girl2: ji?

Girl1: MERA WEIGHT KITNA HOGA?

Girl2:saanth(60)

The girl just looked at her with blank expression.

Girl2:nahi pachpan(55)

Girl1:correct pachpan. Toh ab mujhe aise rasi do jis par ek pachpan kilo ka Insaan latak sake

The girl sitting at the counter just stood up with a jerk.

Girl2: KYAAAAA!!!! Aap rasi pe latak na chhati hai? Aap pagal ho gayi hai kya. Dekhiye agar aapko koi cheez pareshaan kar rahi hai toh aap mujhe bata sakte hai. Lekin uske liye aapko suicide karne ki kya zaroorat hai. Dekhiye life mein bohot problems hote lekin unka solution suicide nahi hota.

Girl1:WHATTTT!!!!kya kaha tumne?? Suicide!! Like really. Navya Khanna tumhe unn ladkiyo main se lagti hai jo suicide karengi. Oh hello. Tum pagal ho.

Girl2: matlab aap yeh rasi sucide karne ke liye nahi le rahi hai.

Navya:JI NAHI. MAIN YEH RASI APNI SHOOT KE LIYE LE RAHI HOON.

Suddenly they heard somebody laughing behind them. Both the girls turned their head to see a boy standing there laughing. Navya was confused whereas the other girl was looking down. That boy walked towards the counter and wrapped his hand around the girl standing at the counter.

Boy*still laughing*:kya behna kuch bhi sochti hai tu. Pagal ladki Saying this he slapped her forehead

Boy*to navya*:sorry woh meri behen hai hi aise. I m sorry. Aap please yeh lijiye.

Saying this he handed her a rope that could bear the weight of a 55kg girl to "hang."

Navya:Mujhe ek baat bataye. Manglore main sab ke dimaag ka screw dhila hi hota hai.

Boy:I am sorry. Meri behen ki taraf se mein maafi maangta hoon.

Girl2:I...I...am...so ..sorry.

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