Warning! This short story is a very crazy one. Remember that you were warned.
By the way, the bold ones were written by me. The normal lnes were by PrinceOfPlanets28
When I wake up, I'm in a very dark room.
Because I did not pay the electricity bill.
I felt someone shift beside me and I turned around to see a very beautiful girl sleeping there.
I woke her up and screamed "WHHHATaH!! You doing here in my bed! You Bitch!! I would never sleep with a hoe like you!!"
But of course, I was just kidding, I knew who the girl was. After all, she was my girlfriend.
Wait, Scratch that I meant boyfriend. Well technically, Girlfriend. I did accompany him to his sex change operation.
And of course, i was joking again. I'm the joker after all.
And I was looking for batman. If you wanted to know the name of the girl. It's Catwoman.
Well, technically, that's her nickname or codename as we call it. Her real name is Anna Marie Lancaster.
I named her that way after I gave birth to her. And then had love with her.
The first part was a joke. The latter was the truth. Last night was pretty hot for both of us. It was breathtaking.
Of course it was hot. I didn't pay the electricity bill. Remember!
Well, truthfully, I was poor. My parents died when I was three after they were crushed by an ice crusher. They left me with nothing except heartache and debts. I hate them.
But of course I was joking. I am very rich because I got my inheritance early after I killed them both with a toothpick and a piece of yarn. But still, I'm too lazy to pay the damn electricity bill. Maybe I would make Alfred aka my butler/drug supplier pay it.
I've got to get this humor gene out of my body. Seriously, the toothpick was a kitchen knife and that piece of yarn was a rope. And Alfred was not my drug supplier. He's harmless as a fly.
Oh Shit. Did I just say the deepest secret of my butler? Oh well, Yes, I confirm He is a Fly. Anyway I'm still staring at Catwoman. And she stares at me too. I slowly lean in, and our lips connect. I feel Hot all of a sudden, I feel fireworks and Explosions. Wait just a sec. Oh Shit Those were Real Explosions and The whole House is in a damn fire. I've got to go save Alfred aka My Butler aka My Drug Supplier aka The Fly!
But I did not care about that right now, my mind was preoccupied by a girl.
And My Burning Body parts
Of course my body part was burning. Anna was standing before me butt naked and was looking at me seductively. She moved closer to me and leaned near my ear. "Want to go at it again?"
Then I wake up…
…and find myself in a very dark room.
The End.
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Authors' Note:
ArmedWithLightning
Well, what could I say? This was a very crazy story that my friend and I wrote while we were supossed to be writing our articles for the school paper.
It started as a game but we decided to publish it.
So...
What can you say? Leave a comment and vote for it ;)
PrinceOfPlanets28
Hi! So what can you say? Crazy right? Haha. Did you like it?
Hope you did! I risked my article in the school paper for this!
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And lastly, check out our stories
Sequent
http://www.wattpad.com/story/7189162-sequent
Revenants
http://www.wattpad.com/story/9776807-revenants
