Lets Talks about them Male Foke...

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So I don't know how many people reading this like males but you'll still probably want to know this.

Boys 0-2: This cutest thing ever and you just want to hug the life out of them

Boys 3-5: A little annoying but you get used to it

Boys 6-12: Little Shits

Boys 13-19: Little Shits who want to have sex

Boys 20-24: Little Shits who somehow get to have sex

Men 25-30: Can finally start calling them men. Actually wise up and maybe start a family. Or maybe get a really good job and focus on it.

Men 31-40: Maybe settle done. Maybe become murderers idk.

Men 41-50: Their number one goal is to make sure their kids have a sucky childhood.

Men 51-65: Retire and go live on some beach in south america with his partner/alone.

Men 66-100: Pretty much just try not to die.

Men 101 and up: ARE FUCKING GODS (until they die)

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