Two Dorks In Love

Mission Impossible

Keith, Hunk, Shiro, Allura, and Pidge, were all in their seats at the dining table. All except Lance of course.
Allura made sure to yell at him for always being late. So did everyone else, they shamed him, especially Keith.
Since Keith and Lance are rivals, they're always at each other's throats when insulting each other.
Allura had to stop the fight since it was getting ugly pretty quickly.
"Stop! Lance, Keith, calm down!"
Allura cried in vain as all the other paladins tried to break them up. Then an idea popped into Allura's mind.
"Since you two won't get along, and stop this idiocy, then I guess you are going to have to work together on something."
That made them freeze in confusion and shock. Then immediately started apologizing.
Allura wasn't a fool, she knew when someone was lying. She knew cause Lance was always a great example of a big liar. She knew these two didnt like each other one bit, that was the fun part.
Poor Keith
She thought.
"Shush! I won't be having two important paladins trying to kill the other! We're supposed to be a team!! Why can't you two idiots get along for five minutes!!
".....Keith started it."
"It doesn't matter who started it! You just need to get along and act like real men!!"
"I guess Lance has already failed this test." Keith smirked.
Allura just glared daggers.
So did Lance.
"This calls for drastic measures. Lance and Keith, you two are assigned for three days, to stay together, and in the end, hopefully, get along. No complaining or I will make it four days, no beating each other, no insults, just a nice conversation between the two of you. Any questions? "
They just stared in shock, as the other paladins snickered. Keith didnt want to make it four days, so he kept his mouth shut. Unlike Keith, Lance had an open mind and a big mouth.
"WHAT!? HIM?! ME GET ALONG WITH KEITH?!! HAHA!! NO."
"Then I'll make it four days if you think you want to spend more time with Keith.
Lance's face was red, but held himself in and politely said no.
"Good! Hope it goes well, and dont think just because I'm not with you, doesn't mean I dont know what your doing. Now begone! You have three days, good luck!"
Then she turned and told the other paladins to do whatever, and skipped away. Lance and Keith just stood there, dumbfounded.
"Great, more problems to deal with." Lance said.
Keith said nothing, and just walked away. Lance followed where he was going, but ended up at the bathroom door.
"Can a dude get a little privacy?" Keith asked in an annoyed tone through the door.
"Well geez, I just don't wanna hang out with a jerk for four days."
Keith just sighed, and told Lance to go back to his dorm. Surprisingly, he did. Keith was a bit taken aback by that, but didnt think much of it.
After doing his business, he flushed, washed his hands, and walked out. For some reason, Keith was expecting to see Lance standing, waiting for him. He immediately shook that thought from his mind and walked ro his dorm room. He decided to take a shower and then sleep.
All the while, Lance had already taken a shower, but stayed up and looked all around to find Allura, only looking in vain. So instead, he went to check up on Keith to see if he was up to this bullshit.
This mission is impossible
Thought Lance.
Lance was standing in front of Keith's door, thinking about his decisions. He knocked a few times, then another few times, waiting for an answer. Instead of thinking, he just opened Keith's door. He could smell strawberries coming from a little room with some steam coming from it. Lance being an idiot, decided to try and prank Keith. He ran to a storage room, got a mop and bucket, and ran back to Keith's room. He filled the bucket with water, took the mop, dipped it into the water in the bucket, and mopped in front of the shower door. Then put the mop in a position so Keith wouldn't be able to get out, until Lance removed it.
Not even a minute later, the steam evaporated and the shower stopped. Keith then tried to open the door, but couldn't. He tried again, and again, failing miserably. Then he started growling and pushing on the door with full force. Once that happened, Lance quickly took away the mop, and let the angry dork fall onto the cold wet floor. Unable to keep his laughter in any longer, he laughed and laughed, holding his sides. Keith was no where near happy. He stood up, almost slipping, and roared at Lance.
"WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR!!??"
Lance then realized Keith was standing naked with a red face in front of him, and realized his mistake too.
Uh oh
Then he ran as if he never ran before, Keith and his shorter legs couldn't keep up, while he wrapped a towel around his waist tight, he ran like how a weird person would run for food their mom made them. Of course his anger was boiling, so Keith ran so much faster, ans soon caught up with Lance. Keith tackled him and they both crashed onto the hard floor. Keith was so pissed, he just attacked Lance as best he could, losing his mind.
"YOU SON OF A BITCH, YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT!!!"
And so Lance did.
He got some hard punches in the face, ribs, and shoulders. Keith stopped and took a second to take a breath, and Lamce took advantage of that. He rolled over so he was on top of Keith, straddling him. Keith pushed and squirmed, but to no avail. Lance was scared out of his mind, but pinned Keith's arms above his head, holding his wrists down tight.
"GET OFFA ME!!"
Lance shook his head, and took in the image before him.
Keith's face red with anger and emmberassment, water and sweat sliding off his hair and face, his hair sticking to his neck and forehead, his sweet strawberry scent, his panting and uneven breaths, and Keith lying naked and straddled under him.he felt himself blush. It was a cute and beautiful sight.
Wai- what??
Then he was punched in the face, and everything went black.