A/N Okie! Here we go again! (how many of you had Demi Lovato's song pop into your head just then? Be honest! I know I did!) AND because I'm still a lazy little bum, I'm abbreviating still. I mean, typing Valkyrie and Skulduggery every. single. time. gets. so. obnoxious.
Ok, enough of my ranting. Cue story!
Skul: AHA! I saved you from that Sea Hag, remember?
Val: Sadly, I have to say yes...
Skul: Three!
A/N (Ok, sorry, that was mostly recap for myself.)
Val: *dramatic sigh* fine.
Skul: Did you have to put "DRAMATIC SIGH" into the text?
Val: Yes. Yes I did.
Skul: Why, please tell, did you?
Val: Reasons. MOVING ON!
Skul: Fine.
Val: TWO WORDS.
Skul: I daresay I know what these words are...
Val: FACELESS. ONES.
Skul: Yep.
Val: "YEP?" Did the great Skulduggery Pleasant just say "YEP?"
Skul: No, I texted it.
Val: *Dramatic sigh*
Val: He he
Skul: Whatever. So guess what I just remembered?
Val: Oh no.
Skul: Who flew you and Guild away from the sanctuary when Davina Marr forces Myron Stray to blow it up?
Val: *Sigh* You.
Skul: That's right, my little combat accessory.
A/N I've decided to take this by book, so yeah. But I'll try to update more often!
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Skulduggery Pleasant Chats (DISCONTINUED)
FanfictionWhat would happen if the Skulduggery Pleasant characters had chat? Lots of bad things. *The cover art does not belong to me* *The Skulduggery Pleasant characters belong to Derek Landy*
