A/N in my chats the people who join later in the chat can't see any of the texts that came before they joined. Also people, remember that I've only read 1 1/2 books so far so no spoilers in the comments!!!
*Valkyrie Cain has joined the chat*
*Skulduggery Pleasant has joined the chat*
*Tanith Low has joined the chat*
VALKYRIE: hi guys
SKULDUGGERY: where are you?!?!?
VALKYRIE: a place.
SKULDUGGERY: >:( oh you are SOOoooo helpful.
TANITH: LOL *virtual hi five*
SKULDUGGERY: >:<
*China Sorrows has joined the chat*
CHINA: Hey
VALKYRIE: hi China
SKULDUGGERY: um... guys... I don't know about you, but I feel like something bad is about to happen...
*Nefarious Serpine has joined the chat*
SKULDUGGERY: Oh damn.
VALKYRIE: wait, didn't we already kill you?
SERPINE: MUAHAHAHA!!! My spirit has returned from the dead to ruin your lives again! Yay!
*Ghastly Bespoke has joined the chat*
GHASTLY: hey, Skul, wassup?
TANITH: Aren't you encased in earth? like, a statue?
GHASTLY: since when has being s statue meant you can't chat?
TANITH: um... since forever... you can't move?!?
GHASTLY: it's called Siri, dummy
VALKYRIE: you can't talk. You're a statue.
GHASTLY: >:(
SKULDUGGERY: um... Ghastly, while I'm very glad to see you, we have another problem at the moment.
GHASTLY: what's that?
SERPINE: me!!!
GHASTLY: oh damn.
SKULDUGGERY: yeah.
GHASTLY: didn't you and Valkyrie already kill this dude?
VALKYRIE: yeah.
GHASTLY: soooo...?
TANITH: apparently, his ghost has risen from the grave to ruin our lives again! yay!
GHASTLY: how is that a yay?
SKULDUGGERY: it isn't. now, moving on to defeating this guy again...
VALKYRIE: how???
SKULDUGGERY: My amazing talent and wit.
CHINA: oh, great.
*China Sorrows has left the chat*
*Tanith Low has left the chat*
SKULDUGGERY: thanks for the vote of confidence.
VALKYRIE: lets do this thang!
SERPINE: oh no....
*Nefarious Serpine has left the chat*
VALKYRIE: yaaaaay!!!
*Valkyrie Cain has left the chat*
SKULDUGGERY: Wait! You get back here right this instant, missy!
*Valkyrie Cain has joined the chat*
VALKYRIE: ye-es?
SKULDUGGERY: Tell me where you are RIGHT NOW!!!
VALKYRIE: I already did! A place!
*Valkyrie Cain has left the chat*
SKULDUGGERY: That girl never does what she's told...
*Skulduggery Pleasant has left the chat*
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Skulduggery Pleasant Chats (DISCONTINUED)
FanfictionWhat would happen if the Skulduggery Pleasant characters had chat? Lots of bad things. *The cover art does not belong to me* *The Skulduggery Pleasant characters belong to Derek Landy*
