*Skulduggery Pleasant has started a new chat*
*Skulduggery Pleasant has invited Valkyrie Cain to join the chat*
*Valkyrie Cain has joined the chat*
SKULDUGGERY: Valkyrie, I want you to stay silent. Unless I need help. Which will not happen because I am me. But if, by chance, I need help, feel free to step in.
VALKYRIE: OK. Unless I need to, you know, tie my shoes.
SKULDUGGERY >:(
SKULDUGGERY: I'm inviting Baron Vengeous now. STAY. SILENT!
*Skulduggery Pleasant has invited Baron Vengeous to join the chat*
*Baron Vengeous has joined the chat*
VENGEOUS: are you ready to be crushed abomination?
SKULDUGGERY: not really.
VENGEOUS: Aren't you going to tell me to do my worst?
SKULDUGGERY: Wasn't planning on it.
VENGEOUS: back out now, or be crushed!
SKULDUGGERY: OK.
VENGEOUS: Really?
SKULDUGGERY: No, do your worst.
TO BE CONTINUED...
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Skulduggery Pleasant Chats (DISCONTINUED)
FanfictionWhat would happen if the Skulduggery Pleasant characters had chat? Lots of bad things. *The cover art does not belong to me* *The Skulduggery Pleasant characters belong to Derek Landy*
