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Thanks to Fangirl_Randomness AGAIN for a wonderful idea ;P I love it it's so funny ;P Ok, go!
SERPINE: Skeleton... >:(
SKULDUGGERY: Nefarian... >:(
SERPINE: No mocking me!
VALKYRIE: He he he
SERPINE: >:<
SKULDUGGERY: What do you want Nefarian
SERPINE: Well, Skulduggery, I would like to know why you made my ultimate weapon PINK.
SKULDUGGERY: The scepter isn't pink...?
SERPINE: Not the scepter you idiot, my red right hand!
SKULDUGGERY: Oh yeah...
SERPINE: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO STRIKE FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF MY ENEMIES WITH PINK?!?!?
SKULDUGGERY: He he he... now try using it
SERPINE: On you?
SKULDUGGERY: Sure, why not?
SERPINE:... Ok...
*NEFARIAN SERPINE has used his red right hand on SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT*
SERPINE: What the...?
SKULDUGGERY: Why thank you, Nefarian! I was feeling a bit down. How nice of you to make me happy again.
VALKYRIE: Ooh, pretty rainbow! Point at me next!
CHINA: No, me next!
TANITH: Me next!
SCAPEGRACE: Me! Killer Supreme! Zombie King!
VALKYRIE: Go away Scapegrace.
THRASHER: Do not talk to Master like that!
THRASHER: Ooohh, rainbow! Me next! Me next!
SERPINE: UUUGHHHHHH!!!!!
*NEFARIAN SERPINE has left the chat*
SKULDUGGERY: Mission accomplished
VALKYRIE: Virtual high-five
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Skulduggery Pleasant Chats (DISCONTINUED)
FanfictionWhat would happen if the Skulduggery Pleasant characters had chat? Lots of bad things. *The cover art does not belong to me* *The Skulduggery Pleasant characters belong to Derek Landy*
