"I never knew eggs were good for the eyes, but my cousin claims they gave him eggcelent vision."
"..."
"Not funny?"
"Nope."
"Okay then, i've got another one:"
"Ohkay"
"What did the sea say to the sand?"
"... i dunno?"
"NOOTTTHINNGG, it simply waved :)"
"..."
"OKAY okay, another one:"
"Suprise me"
"What kind of math do birds like?"
"Algebra?"
"No..... OWLGEBRA! HAHAHAAAA I'M SO FUNNY"
"...."
"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game."
"Wha, oh my unicorns O.O I LOVE YOU JSJDJDJDJFJSJHFIDJSAJFUSJDUSHDUAJDUS I'VE TURNED YOU INTO ME"
"..."
"..."
"Eh... e-ehm, you love me?"
"Oh- ehm, no- i- mean y-yes,wait- no, or....... just forget what i said."
"Oh- o-okay."
"Okay.."
Elyia and Luke both have disconnected
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Messages between him and her { Wattys2016 }
NovellaA story where this time, it's the girl who sends the first message. And a guy named Luke the puking duke recieves them. ●●● this story is FREAKIN abnormal, random, weird, unicorniful, potatoabulous so if you wanna read it, go ahead, it'd make me ver...