Oh God!
If only people were so responsible and honest. Then I wouldn't have to do this!
Umm... Hmm.... I wouldn't
But I have to! I've to write this copyright notice, coz apparently no one would see the copyrighted sign at the cover of the story. Bloody ignorants!
*Sighs loudly*
Lemme tell you then, the phrase "All rights reserved" is a polite way of saying "Don't even think of stealing my shit you psycho! It's my shit... it belongs to me. Your shit belongs to you. Someone else's shit belongs to them. Just don't try to put your hands all over it or my lawyer will put his hands all over you. Yeah he will, I won't stop him. So save yourself while you still have time. Don't blame me later."
BTW did I told you that you're a really kind and nice person. Especially if you vote on my story otherwise you're Donald Trump look alike. Yes you are!
Oh! It's my breastfeeding time.
MUMMY!
YOU ARE READING
The epic disaster of my Birth
Humor(Highest rank #100) Did I told you? Did I? Did I? Oh I didn't! Lemme then.... It's my birthday! Yeah it is. It's 16th August, so it is. Don't act so surprised mothafucka! I'm a human too, I also came outta a vagina, you'r...
