Marinette: Okay, who broke the coffee pot? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
Adrien: I did. I broke it.
Marinette: No. No you didn't. Alya?
Alya: Don't look at me, look at Nino.
Nino: What!? I didn't break it.
Alya: Huh, that's weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Nino: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Alya: Suspicious.
Nino: No it's not!
Chloe: If it matters, probably not... Alix was the last one to use it.
Alix: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Chloe: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Alix: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Chloe!
Adrien: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it.
Marinette: No! Who broke it!?
Sabrina: *whispering* Marinette, Nathanael has been awfully quiet this whole time...
Nathanael: REALLY!?
(Yelling starts) (Camera lands on Marinette)
Marinette: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict that ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pigs head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little too chummy around here.
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Miraculous Ladybug Crack
RandomLots of LOLs and puns. Jokes and the occasional one shot. (lol read my one shot book) Featuring Chat Noir as Adrien Ladybug as Marinette Etc......