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plantbean: yo space dork

plantbean: fAM

plantbean: toDAY WAS GLORIOUS

plantbean: rePLY U FUCK I WANT TO SCREECH TO U

spaceboy96: what happened calm down

plantbean: U KNOW THAT CUTE BOI

spaceboy96: the one you talk about literally endlessly?

plantbean: THATS THE ONE111!!!!!!

spaceboy96: what about him

plantbean: I ASKED TO MEET UP WITH HIM OMGHKPSKHKLBNOWO

plantbean: he looks so cuTE OUTSIDE UNIFORM

plantbean: wonder what he looks like outside any clothes at all wink wonk ;-)

spaceboy96: im deactivating

plantbean: yeah bUT WAIT UNTIL IVE FINISHED SCREECHING FIRST

spaceboy96: only if you chill on the caps lock

plantbean: I CANT THO THIS STORY HAS TO BE IN CAPS

spaceboy96: you nerd

plantbean: ok but listn

plantbean: hE HAS SWEATER PAWS FUCKAKSGHL ITS SO CUTE

spaceboy96: what does that even mean

plantbean: like when u pull ur sleeves over ur hands omKGHSLG iTS SO CUTE

spaceboy96: oh i do that i didnt know there was a name

plantbean: aNYWAY

plantbean: we got le coffees

plantbean: liKE A COFFEE DATE

plantbean: and hE LOOKED SO TINY AND SMOL AND PRETTY

plantbean: LIKE HIS CHEEKS WENT ALL ROSY bECAUSE THE CUP HEATED HIM UP

plantbean: IM GONNA PROPOSE

spaceboy96: really wow im flattered

plantbean: not to u you spoon wyd

plantbean: to my prINCE

spaceboy96: im trolling you dont be such a dork

plantbean: anYWAY

plantbean: i toTALLY FUCKWED UP WOWOEF

spaceboy96: what did you do this time

plantbean: I SAID SOEMTHIGN THAT COULD HAVE BEEN PERCIEVED AS A FLIRT

plantbean: bUT I THINK I PULLED IT OFF

plantbean: also wdym 'this time' bih

spaceboy96: just continue with the story

plantbean: bUT ANYWAY HES SO CUTE AND I LOWKEY CALLED HIM CUTE BUT IN A SUBTLE WAY

spaceboy96: is anything about you 'subtle'

plantbean: yES but anIEWAY

plantbean: I ENDED IT BY WINKING AND SAYIBNG 'ITS A DATE' BC WE KINDA LOWKEY ARRANGED TO MEET AFAIn

spaceboy96: why did you say 'its a date'

plantbean: i thought it was smooth

spaceboy96: as smooth as your downwards slope into life

plantbean: you know what ur r00d af sTOp im hurt

plantbean: but im also totally gonna use that comeback

spaceboy96: on who

plantbean: on yoU WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT HAHAHAHAHa

spaceboy96: well now you got me expecting it

spaceboy96: and you called yourself 'subtle'

plantbean: ily too

spaceboy96: woah calm down im not that cute guy

spaceboy96: i thought your heart was for your one and only prince

plantbean: u can be my side hoe

spaceboy96: i feel so loved thank

plantbean: ur welcome

plantbean: now help me plan date ideas for next time i meet cute boi

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