"Where is 'e Mistah Gaurd? Where is my mistah J? Is he evah comin? I love mistah J! But does he love me? O corse not! Ya know I gotta stop this madness, fix my life up don't I? Become Harleen Quinzel again, I do don't I? Gaurd? Helloooo? You said my jokah died didn't ya? An' I said I gotta fix my life up an' the bat told me I gotta fix up my obsession... I gotta listen I guess, fix up myself, I could own a block a flats with a talkin' beaver! I could fight crime wi' a gang o' Harley's! Oh... But... Wait... Ya know what mistah J said? 'E told me not long now! He's coming! He's definitely coming! I knew it I knew it! I know he could b here anyday now! Just you wait an' see. It's all gonna work out for us!"
Harley collapsed on the floor laughing.
"I know he's gonna come baaaaack! Just you wait, and ta think I might've give up on him!"
The gaurd rolled his eyes knowing full well the joker would never come back.
"Don't do this Harley" a voice came in from the back.
"Deadshot?"
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Puddin'
FanfictionMistah J's gonna come back for me one a these days. Just you wait. I know he still cares 'bout me. I know puddin' still loves me. A physiological tale about Harley's time trapped in a cell merged with her past with the joker in Arkham asylum I refe...
