A/N: This is not my idea. I want to give credit to @sacastxcangel I just liked the name The Sexiest Beast On Earth 😂😂 I was fekking deyinggg
Castiel: Dean?
Gay Squirrel: Yes Cas?
Castiel: I see that your name isn't really Dean, but it is Gay Squirrel, how is that?
Gay Squirrel: Well... Sammy changed my nickname that's all.
Castiel: Dean?
Gay Squirrel: Yes Cas?
Castiel: Can you change my name?
Gay Squirrel: Sure. What do you want?
Castiel: Give me a moment to ponder my choices.
Gay Squirrel: ...
Castiel: The Sexiest Beast On Earth.
Gay Squirrel: whAt?
Castiel: Do I need to re-send it?
Castiel: I would like my name to be, "The Sexiest Beast On Earth"
Gay Squirrel: Why that?
Castiel: Apparently, or so I've heard, it makes you more manly.
Gay Squirrel: Well see, that's what you've heard. But if you want...
Castiel: Are you not comfortable with that?
Gay Squirrel: No I'm totally okay with it, I just thought you would want something like bumblebee or Angel, or Burgers. I don't really know.
Castiel: I would like to take away my name.
Castiel: And replace it with "Apple Pie"
Gay Squirrel: O.O I like that one.
Gay Squirrel has changed Castiel's name to, "Apple Pie"
Moose: Awww. That's adorable. Your name is Apple Pie because that's what Dean loves. And Dean loves youuuuuuu.
Moose: MY SHIP IS SAILING!
Gay Squirrel: WAIT WHAT?!
Gay Squirrel: CAS! YOU TEXTED ME IN THE GROUP CHAT!
Apple Pie: This is the only chat I have open with you Dean. I wasn't aware of Sam being apart of this chat.
Gay Squirrel has left the chat.
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