Definition of Celestial Body: Any natural body outside of the Earth's atmosphere. For example, the sun, moon, any asteroid, etc..
Aries: None, stays home
Taurus: The moon
Gemini: Also the moon
Cancer: Anything you goddamn want to
Leo: The sun
Virgo: The International Space Station
Libra: Mars, good f**king luck
Scorpio: The sun, but you'll probably lose
Sagittarius: A mylar ballon in the shape of a star
Capricorn: Start kicking rocks. You're bound to find a meteor some day, and when you do you're gonna tear it a new a**hole
Aquarius: The moon, but only after Taurus and Gemini have softened it up a bit
Pisces: Just go outside at night and scream
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Horoscope Signs And Readings
RandomThese are a bunch of horoscope/zodiac signs that I have retrieved from the Internet for your thoughts. Comment what you got and have the time of your life as you read. I will update every Saturday. So until then...
