The Signs As Beverages

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Aries: Shot shot shot shot shot shots

Taurus: Hot chocolate with three marshmallows 

Gemini: The finest oolong tea blend

Cancer: Straight vodka by the gallon 

Leo: Caramel chocolate chip frappucino 

Virgo: Organic pink lemonade 

Libra: Water (your boring)

Scorpio: LOTS OF F***ING REDBULL

Sagittarius: Freshly carrot and apple juice with spirulina

Capricorn: Capri sun all day every day

Aquarius: Blackest black coffee

Pisces: Extra-large root beer float


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