Percy and Annabeth are at a restaurant on a date. The waitress comes over to the table.
"Hello, my name is Ellie and I will be your waitress, Is there anything I could get started for you? Drinks? Appetizers?" The waitress asks.
"Can I have some water please?" Annabeth asks.
"Yes of course," The waitress says "Anything for you mister?".
"Can I have a blue Sprite?" Percy asks.
"Sorry, we don't have 'Bule Sprites' is there anything else you want, we have regular Sprite," The waitress respond.
"Rubus you should have blue Sprites!" Percy booms.
"What he means is he'll have a Sprite," Annabeth says politely as Percy's face is furious and he mumbles Ancient Greek curses. Later Percy sees a waitress carry a fish plate to the table next to them.
"That's it!" Percy Yells as he stands up "We're leaving!". Everone stairs at them as Percy grabs Annabeth's wrist and drags her out.
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Weird, Funny Percy Jackson Jokes
RandomThese are funny made up things that included the story Percy Jackson. This book I am doing to put funny ideas in, this will most likely not be uploaded often.
