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Director: Okay, Scene 6 act 1 Take 52. And ...... Action!
Gaara: And who are you?
Naruko: Well it's quite simple really, I'm A Boss Ass Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! I'm A Boss Ass Bitch! Bitch! Bitch!
Rookie 9+Sand Siblings: Bwahahahahahahahahah!!!! *Falls to the ground clutching their stomachs*
Director: God dammit Naruko, you aren't supposed to say that!
Naruko: I wasn't supposed to say that.....
Everyone: No!
Naruko: Well...okay then, take 53 everyone? Huh? huh? Anyone?
Director: Okay everyone, we'll just continue on tomorrow alright!
Everyone cheers.
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Director: Okay, Scene 11 act 1 Take 1. And ...... Action!
Guy: We're shinobi from Konohagakure No Sato, surely you've heard of our immense-
Kisame: Yeah I'm sure you have plenty of stopping power!
Guy: What?
Kisame: Stopping power! Like your barber was gonna trim you're eyebrows and you stopped him!
Guy: Are you trying to provoke me?
Kisame: Yeah.
Guy: Only fools allow someone else's words to cloud their judgement!
Meanwhile...
Itachi: Whore!
Jiraiya: Tramp!
Itachi: Skank!
Jiraiya: Bitch!
Jiraiya: My throat hurts.
Itachi: I bet your knees do too.
Jiraiya: What?
Itachi: What?
Jiraiya: Act Like A Whore No Jutsu! *Has a frog pounce on Itachi like he's gonna do it! With him*
Jiraiya: WHO'S THE 'WHORE' NOW, HUH BITCH?
Itachi: STILL YOU THOT!
*After he breaks free and hits Jiraiya*
Director: Cut!
Sasuke: Itachi-nii, that cat fight was badass! You totally won!
Naruto: What? No way! Pervy sage won that!
Sasuke: What are you saying you dobe? It was obviously Itachi!
Naruto: You teme!
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Director: Okay, Scene 1 act 1 Take 21. And ...... Action!
Omoi, Karui and Samui walk around Konoha after Pein's attack.
Samui: Hey Omoi, have you heard about Samoi?
Omoi: Sa- what?
Samui: Apparently some people think me and you are some kind of couple or something!
Omoi: What! That's ridiculous!
Samui: I know crazy right!
Omoi: Oh my god, totally crazy!
Samui: I mean it's possible.
Omoi: Hehehe, yeah I can see it.
Samui: I mean you're really nice and funny and-
Omoi: And you've got nice tits!
Samui: What did you just say?
Omoi: I said you've got nice tits!
Director: Cut!
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Director: Okay, Scene 19 act 1 Take 20... And ...... Action!
Sasuke and Naruko were drinking tea when Naruto came up behind them.
Naruto: Finally found you!
Sasuke&Naruko: *le gasp*
Sasuke: Naruto!?! What are you doing here?
Naruto: Tou-San knows you married Naruko, and he's pissed!
Sasuke: So you're here to take us back?
Naruto: Hey I'm just here to warn you, I mean if Tsunade were to find out...
Sasuke: Not the breadsticks!
Naruko: The what?
Sasuke: The breadsticks! I didn't think she could find a way to use them as a weapon! I was wrong! I was wrong!!
Naruto: I'll never look at Italian the same way again!
Director: Holy shit!!! Hahahahahaha, don't make me piss my self! Cut! Hahahahaha! Cut! Cut! Cut!
A/N: And that is the end of Behind the scenes, I hope you guys enjoyed yourselves. Comment, review and vote on my book and possible follow me if you already haven't done so. Please tell me what you think of each act and which one you liked the most, I'd really appreciate it if you did.
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