Levi: RIP violet

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So Vi's period (or Santa as she likes to call it) came on and she's at work dying on the couch in the back room. How do Ik this? I'm texting her

Purple: mon amour!!

Mini Heichou: oui

Purple: i'm dying. Bring some chocolate here plz

Mini Heichou: what? Why?

Purple: bc i am in need of it

Mini Heichou: why are you in need of it Vi?

Purple: santa....

Mini Heichou: *angry british driving man* FACKIN SANTA CLAUSE

Purple: just bring ittttt

Mini Heichou: whyyyyyy

Purple: my uterus is trying to kill herself

Mini Heichou: wut

Purple: GOD-FUCKING-DAMNIT LEVI I'M ON MY PERIOD!!

Mini Heichou: OH MY GOD! OKAY I'M SORRY SHIT

Purple: i'm gonna take a nap. I am getting drowsy.....

Good god she is in menstral pain! It's the first day, meaning it's the worst!! Help me plz

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