TFP One Shots (Requests Open)

Not what I expected

"The good doctor I presume is who you're thinking of." Megatron said as he smiled wickedly. The scientist nodded once.

"This will be a bit awkward." Knockout said. They looked at him. "What? If the Autobots are still..... Cybertronian. It'll be... how do you put it?" He sneered as he glanced at Shockwave.

"Illogical for a bunch of fleshys to try and capture them." He smirked.

"You make a good point, doctor." Megatron said as he thought. "For once." He glanced at the red head. Knockout cleared his throat and rubbed the back of his head nervously.

"We can always spy on them." Starscream suggested.

"Uh......we have another small problem." Knockout muttered.

"And what might that be?" Megatron growled angrily.

"Well..... Lord Megatron..... we're on the Nemisis.....and we're human." He said nervously.

"Get to the point." Megatron growled quickly losing patience.

"Basically, we're all stuck up here cause we can't transform..... unless we use the portal all the time." He blurted out. Megatron sighed in exasperation and pinched the bridge of his nose.

"These organic life forms are infuriating." The leader grumbled.

~~

A few hours later.

Soundwave bridged to a top secret facility and stole a few aircrafts with the help of some drones. They flew back to the Nemisis undetected and worked on duplicating the aircrafts. Soundwave had found a bikers helmet that he attempted to modify to replace his visor. He didn't have much luck with that project. The con also discovered that Laserbeak had been turned into some sort of organic bird.

Megatron glared at the screen on the bridge as Soundwave typed away. He was scanning for Autobot activity. A pitch black bird sat on his shoulder as he worked. Starscream was wandering around aimlessly as he fidgeted with his jacket. Unsure what to do. The Decepticon leader heard a low growl. He raised an eyebrow as it sounded again.

"Starscream!" He snapped the seeker jumped and looked at him. "Stop growling." He said. The seeker gave him a confused look but didn't argue. Megatron heard the growl again and he realized it was coming from him.

"What in the Pits of Kaon!?" He yelled as he grabbed his stomach. He looked at Soundwave for an answer who just stared back. Starscream grabbed his stomach as it growled.

"Uh..... Lord Megatron." Knockout said over the system. "It appears our human forms can't eat energon." They heard someone throw up in the background.

"AAW!!! THATS DISGUSTING!!" Knockout yelled. Megatron sighed in frustration as his stomach growled again.

"Oh great. We can't consume energon now. This whole situation can just-"

"Silence Starscream." Megatron grumbled. "Soundwave, find out what these primitive creatures eat and retrieve the substance." He said. Arachnid walked in.

"Lord Megatron." She said as she narrowed her eyes. "If we are no longer capable of consuming energon, perhaps we should find someone that can.... properly prepare substance for us." She said. Megatron looked at the results Soundwave pulled up and raised an eyebrow at all the possibilities.

"Very well. Arachnid and Starscream retrieve this.... substance and someone that can prepare it." He said as his stomach growled again. "NOW!!" The two cons nodded and Soundwave sent them through a bridge.

~~

Later they returned with a chef that Soundwave had looked up. They had to install a kitchen, which Megatron didn't want at first. They had also gotten the ingredients the man had asked for so he could cook for them.

"How much am I getting paid for this?" The chef grumbled. Knockout and Starscream stared at him blankly. They had been told to make sure the man had everything.

"Paid?" Knockout asked as he looked at Starscream who shrugged.

"I'm not going to cook if you don't pay me." The man said as he folded his arms.

"Megatron won't be happy about that..." the doctor mumbled.

"Your life." Starscream growled knowing Megatron would have his head. "You cook you stay alive." The seeker said as he walked out of the room. The chef stared after him eyes wide, then looked at the doctor.

"Megatron will be so pleased when he finds out you agree with his terms." Knockout smirked as he walked out.

Later.

They stared at the pizza the chef had made. Knockout poked it hesitantly and Starscream wrinkled his nose in disgust. Megatron just stared at it and raised an eyebrow.

"Is someone going to try it?" Starscream asked as he looked at it. They all looked at him.

"Are you volunteering?" Arachnid asked as she folded her arms. Soundwave stared at the pizza blankly.

"What? Of course not!" The seeker shot back. Megatron gave him a look that clearly ordered him to do so.

"Lord Megatron I -"

"Do it." He growled angrily. The seeker hesitantly picked up a slice and stared at it for a moment. He looked at the others as they watched him and he squeezed his eyes shut as he took a bite. They waited as he chewed.

"Hm." He said raising an eyebrow and looking at the others.

"Well he's not dead." Arachnid muttered. They all started eat the pizza.

"I have to say the fleshys substance tastes a lot better than energon." Knockout said as he shoved another slice in his mouth.

"Hopefully we won't be stuck like this for too much longer." Megatron growled, though he had to admit it was pretty good.