Josh Dun × Reader (Text Messages)

Party At The Dun's!

(Group Chat Created:
Josh, Tyler, Ashley, Melanie, Pete, Patrick, Andy, Brendon, Dallon added to conversation)

Me: Hey Guys! Josh and I are having a dinner party tomorrow and you all are invited!

Brendon: What if I don't want to come

Andy: Juliet and I will be there! Do you need us to bring anything?

Me: nope! We've got everything

Pete: Patrick and i will be there

Patrick: we will be?

Pete: yes hun

Patrick: damn okay then I guess I get no say

Melanie: I can come! I did a shit ton of baking yesterday, want me to bring dessert?

Me: Actually, that would be great! Thanks mel

Tyler: Jenna and I hate you why would we come

Josh: ^^ yeah same

Me: ok then

Andy: josh it's your party

Josh: nah its her party, I don't really help, I'm kinda a trophy husband

Pete: Patrick is the same way (a/n they're a couple in this get over it)

Patrick: fuck u

Dallon: Breezy and I will be there!

Ashley(a/n: Ashley is halsey for anyone who doesn't know): I'll be there! Can I bring a friend?

Me: sure!

Melanie: oOoO who is is ash????

Ashley: um... Matty.

Melanie: WHAT

Pete: dayum I didn't even think u guys were on speaking terms

Ashley: we are trying to be at least friends, because we both admitted we still have feelings for each other

Melanie: oh

Andy: nice

Tyler: Andy do you have any idea what's going on

Andy: nope

Brendon: I'm writing a book

Me: that's nice bden

Dallon: coming from the guy who poured beer all over himself and forgot about it 8 seconds later

Pete: lol I remember that

Patrick: same

Tyler: lol that was funny

Josh: HAHA I remember that

Brendon: FUK U DALLAS

Dallon: who tf is Dallas

Brendon: my book is called BEEBO THE BISEXUAL

Pete: dear God

Patrick: Brendon how high are you right now

Brendon: on a scale of 1-10?

Patrick: sure

Brendon: W

Dallon: well that answers our question

Me: why am I friends with you guys

Tyler: I mean I'm kind of obligated to be your friend cuz ur married to my secret lover

Josh: tru

Brendon: UH OH

Brendon: THE GAYS ARE TAKING OVERRR

Dallon: Brendon please leave

Brendon: FRUK U

Me: what wonderful spelling skills you have, brendon.

Andy: wtf

Pete: poor andy, he's too emo to understand us

Dallon: almost as emo as you in 2007

Patrick: GAWD DAMN

Ashley: FUUUUUUUCK

Tyler: OH FRICK

Josh: THE SHADE

Brendon: damn it's so lit

Pete: I hate u all, don't worry Andy I'll teach you how to understand us.

Andy: thanks, Pete.

Patrick: tRiGgErReD!

Andy: what

Me: don't mind him, just a bit of PTSD from a meme

Andy: um...ok

Me: well, I'll see you all tomorrow! 5pm at our apartment :)
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This chapter was a total mess.