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Tyler the Babysitter

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Me: hey! Can you babysit Tyler while I go on errands? It'll be 2 hours, tops.

Tyler: why would I babysit myself

Me: NO TY our child, Tyler.

Tyler: wait I'm not your child? Plot twist

Me: TYLER JOSEPH PLEASE BABYSIT MY CHILD.

Tyler: what's the magic word???

Me: Please?

Tyler: Actually the magic word was chalupa but I'll accept please just this once

Me: UGH, just please come over to our apartment!

Tyler: okay see you soon Mrs. Dun lol

Me: why are you so weird

Tyler: ::im a kitchen sink:: yøu dønt knøw what that means::

Me: ACTUALLY IT'S AT MY KITCHEN SINK congratulations you got your own lyrics wrong

Tyler: yes I know what it is but the clique thought it was "I'm a" and I like that better than what it was originally OOPS

Me: is my husband still at your apartment

Tyler: GIT UR OWN FREN

Me: okay well tell him he's got a dentist appointment in 15 minutes

Tyler: why don't you just text him

Me: because he never answers

Tyler: that's because he's too busy making out with me

Me: TYLER JOSEPH WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM

Tyler: **clique chanting in the distance** JOSHLER JOSHLER JOSHLER

Me: goodbye

Tyler: okay I'm sorry I swear I didn't make out with your husband

Me: Jenna would love screenshots of this convo...

Tyler: OKAY OKAY TRUCE I'll be over to babysit in 5 minutes

Me: see you soon :)