Josh Dun × Reader (Text Messages)

Tyler The Babysitter (pt. 2)

Tyler: heyy, um, you almost home?

Me: I'm on my way now, why?

Tyler: um well, just hurry pls

Me: TYLER WHAT DID YOU DO

Tyler: IT'S NOT THAT BAD I SWEAR

Me: Well what's wrong?

Tyler: um.... well....

Me: USE YOUR WORDS

Tyler: it's kind of embarrassing...

Me: WHAT DID YOU DO TO TYLER THE SECOND, TYLER

Tyler: well... you see... Tyler needed his diaper changed....

Me: yes, go on

Tyler: And I kind of have no idea how to change a diaper...

Me: YOU, A 28 YEAR OLD MARRIED MAN, DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO CHANGE A DIAPER????

Tyler: NO ONE EVER TAUGHT ME, OKAY? And Jenna and I don't have a child so I haven't had a reason to change a diaper until today!

Me: All I wanted was to have a few hours to run errands and this is what I get

Tyler: YOU SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN A BABYSITTER OFF OF EBAY OR SOMETHING

Me: YOU CAN'T GET A BABYSITTER OFF OF EBAY TYLER

Tyler: idk man, eBay has everything

Me: Ugh, I can't believe you, hold on, I'm almost home

Tyler: I'm sorry I did this

Me: it's okay, but you owe me a really nice bottle of wine

Tyler: deal, LOVE YA