A/N;
thoust has spoken, so i have updated.
(@ 4:40am ????
why am i alive at this time ?¿)
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Britney Spears: Hi Kenma :D
Britney Spears: Kenma the not girl
Britney Spears: Definitely not a girl
Me: I actually forgot about that but now i'm upset again
Britney Spears: NO FORGOT I SAID THAT
Britney Spears: So how was your day, Kenma?
Me: annoying
Britney Spears: Why's that?
Me: I got a new game but my psp died /:
Britney Spears: Charge it up bro
Me: ..sorry?
Britney Spears: For what..?
Me: did you just call me "bro"?
Britney Spears: Yeah?
Britney Spears: Yenno like
Britney Spears: Cool bro
Britney Spears: What's up bro
Britney Spears: That was lit bro
Me: i'm really not understanding
Me: why bro?
Me: i'm not your brother
Britney Spears: Idk bro
Me: Kuroo.
Britney Spears: HAHA
Britney Spears: You can also say bruh
Me: what in god's name is a bruh
Me: is it like bruv?
Me: also for brother
Britney Spears: A BRUV????
Britney Spears: ITS JUST B R U H
Britney Spears: Like bruuuuuh
Me: wow you are definitely an american
Britney Spears: HOWD YOU KNOW THAT
Britney Spears: DOES THIS MEAN YOURE PLAYING
Britney Spears: YAY KEEP GUESSING
Me: you're confusing me enough with just with "bro" and "bruh" alone
Britney Spears: THEYRE TERMS FOR YOUR FRIENDS
Me: never in my life would I go up to my someone and say
Me: what's up bro!
Me: top of the morning to you bruh!
Britney Spears: WHY NOT
Britney Spears: WHATS SO BAD ABOUT IT
Britney Spears: GEEZ
Me: it just doesn't make sense
Me: they are not my brothers
Britney Spears: Okay well you can also say
Britney Spears: Dude
Britney Spears: Amigo
Britney Spears: Home spice
Me: can we not talk about this anymore
Britney Spears: Well then what is the correct term?
Me: mate.
Britney Spears: MATE
Britney Spears: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
Britney Spears: WHAT ARE YOU A PIRATE?
Britney Spears: AY AY MATE
Britney Spears: COME ON MATE LETS WIPE THE POOP DECK
Me: I really don't like you right now
Britney Spears: DO YOU HAVE A PARROT
Britney Spears: NAMED POLLY
Britney Spears: WHO WANTS A CRACKER
Me: you're really annoying
Britney Spears: In a good way though
Britney Spears: HEY WAIT ON A SERIOUS NOTE
Britney Spears: DO YOU REALLY SAY MATE
Me: yes
Britney Spears: THEN YOUVE GOTTA BE BRITISH
Britney Spears: OH MY GOD
Britney Spears: HOW DID I GET A BRITISH DUDES PHONE NUMBER
Me: beats me
Me: but you should probably throw it out now
Britney Spears: NO WAY
Britney Spears: IM SORRY OKAY?
Britney Spears: OKAY. YOUR TURN TO GUESS
Me: not going to
Britney Spears: Why ):
Me: don't wanna
Britney Spears: Then you'll never know how far apart we are
Me: dang it's a good thing I don't care to know then
Britney Spears: YOURE FIESTY
Britney Spears: Just how I like 'em (;
Britney Spears: I'll give you a hint
Britney Spears: It's really busy here
Me: that could be anywhere
Britney Spears: Oh right
Britney Spears: When you think of here you most likely will think of a taxi lol
Britney Spears: Yenno like "BEEP BEEP!"
*Insert voice message*
Me: why are you hooting at me?
Britney Spears: IM NOT?
Britney Spears: I WAS MAKING HONKING NOISES
Britney Spears: I DIDNT EVEN SAY HOOT I SAID BEEP
Me: well "beeping" can also be known as hooting
Britney Spears: ...
Britney Spears: Are you sure you aren't Bokuto?
YOU ARE READING
summertime | hq text messages.
Fanfictionthe product of an insomniac (me) writing a book (thats not really a book) ngl its mainly kuroken some bo n akaashi too kagehina occasionally plus more tbh dont even read this idk what im doing (^:
