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K u r o o !!!: YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU WERENT BOKUTO THIS WHOLE TIME

K u r o o !!!: AND I WAS TEXTING YOU LIKE AN IDIOT THINKING YOU WERE

K u r o o !!!: I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THE LEVEL OF STUPIDITY I FEEL AT THIS VERY MOMENT

Me: you spam text a lot you know

Me: anyway you texted me at times i was busy so i didnt respond

K u r o o !!!: YOU COULDVE TOLD ME LATER ON

Me: okay.. what do you think i'm doing now..

K u r o o !!!: Well then WHO are you?

Me: not Bokuto.

K u r o o !!!: Hello "not Bokuto.", I am Kuroo.

Me: yeah I kinda figured that out by now + its your contact name

K u r o o !!!: Kuroo?

Me: no, "K u r o o !!!"

Me: you said it was that yourself

K u r o o !!!: OYA

K u r o o !!!: NO CHILL NOT BOKUTO

Me: oops?

K u r o o !!!: Can I request a contact name change?

Me: to what?

K u r o o !!!: Britney Spears. I feel that she connects to me on a spiritual level.

Me: are you kidding me.

K u r o o !!!: No, not Bokuto, I am not.

K u r o o !!!: You owe me this anyway for making me feel stupid

Me: pretty sure you did that on your own

K u r o o !!!: WHAT

K u r o o !!!: IF YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT????

Me: okay fine ill do it

K u r o o !!!: REALLY?

Kim Kardashian: COOL

Me: done

Kim Kardashian: YES THIS IS GREAT

Kim Kardashian: I AM BRITNEY

Kim Kardashian: BRITNEY IS ME

Me: actually your Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian: WHAT

Kim Kardashian: STOP CHANGE IT NOW

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Kim Kardashian: HEY NO DONT DO THIS

Kim Kardashian: UGHHH NOT BOKUTO YOURE HORRIBLE

Kim Kardashian: I FEEL WORSE THAN BEFORE

Kim Kardashian: CHANGE MY NAME

Kim Kardashian: PLEASE

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