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Kim Kardashian: 8:15 pm there, right?

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Kim Kardashian: 8:16 pm.

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Kim Kardashian: 8:17 pm.

Kim Kardashian: 8:17pm and a half.

Me: /:

Me: okay yes

Kim Kardashian: So you can't be anyplace in the United States

Kim Kardashian: Ummm

Kim Kardashian: Come on not you have to play too

Me: I told you I wouldn't

Me: but yes that is the time

Me: I also am not in the U.S.

Me: congrats

Kim Kardashian: Look who's spam texting now (;

Kim Kardashian: I take it you enjoy talking to fellow foreigners

Me: you're the only foreigner I know

Kim Kardashian: I feel special

Me: don't

Kim Kardashian: r00d

Kim Kardashian: Anyhow the game

Kim Kardashian: Can I have another hint?

Me: no

Kim Kardashian: ):

Kim Kardashian: How am I supposed to guess then?

Me: sounds like a you problem Mrs. Kardashian

Kim Kardashian: YOU DONT HAVE TO PLAY BUT CAN YOU AT LEAST CHANGE MY NAME

Kim Kardashian: I DONT EVEN MAKE PORNOS

Me: oh my god

Me: you are ridiculous

Britney Spears: I'm just stating the truth

Britney Spears: Although just to clarify, I have never watched her pornos

Britney Spears: Or any pornos

Britney Spears: I am a good clean boy

Me: for some reason I have trouble believing that

Britney Spears: The porno part?

Me: the boy part.

Britney Spears: I AM A MALE

Me: you begged me to change your name to Britney Spears

Britney Spears: BUT IM STILL A MALE

Britney Spears: I CAN PROVE IT

Me: wow no thanks

Me: ew

Britney Spears: NOT LIKE THAT

Britney Spears: I MEANT A PHOTO OF ME

Me: s'not any better

Britney Spears: HAHAHAHA SNOT

Britney Spears: You're very mean btw

Britney Spears: For your information, I happen to be very attractive

Me: you just laughed at the word snot (in which I didn't say) and you expect me to believe that?

Britney Spears: Oh you're gunna believe it Ms. Meanie

Me: you assume i'm a girl?

Britney Spears: ...You're not?

Me: wow

Britney Spears: I knew that

Me: did you now?

Britney Spears: Of course I did

Britney Spears: I was just checking if you did..

Me: I think i'm done with this conversation now

Britney Spears: WAIT

Britney Spears: IM SORRY OKAY 

Britney Spears: YOU CALLED ME A GIRL TOO

Me: I didn't believe you were a girl though

Britney Spears: IN MY DEFENSE I DONT KNOW YOURE NAME SO I COULDNT TAKE A GUESS

Me: my name is Kenma

Britney Spears: ...

Britney Spears: Lowkey that's a pretty name

Me: goodbye

Britney Spears: NO STOP

Britney Spears: IT WASNT AN INSULT

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Britney Spears: KENMA

Britney Spears: KENMAAAAA

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