How to be a cool kid

Last Step

Congrats if you made it this far. Unless you just skipped my whole story to which I will tell you to kindly fuck yourself and read the whole fucking story before I find where you live and break your neck then proceed to shit on your face and then feed you to my dogs who will lick the shit off your face and then- Wait, What was I saying? Anyways, this is the last and most important step. You ready for it?

Are you sure?

You don't seem sure.

Here it comes....

Stop reading this and get fucking life