*I start singing (e.g The Girl Is Mine)*
Person: "OMG I KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO THAT SONG!"
Me: "Every night she walks right in my dreams..."
*points enthusiastically to person*
Person: "Uhh... Uhh.... Wait what?"
Me: "Out. You. Go."
*ushers towards door*
YOU ARE READING
Things you can't say to a Moonwalker.
Random[COMPLETED!] [If you can read this without being triggered, you aren't a real moonwalker...sorry]