Key:
Name/Name= name to name
Ex: Persephone/Hades: don't touch my death metal baby
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Persephone to Hades: don't touch my death metal baby
Persephone/Hades: don't touch my precious death metal baby
Poseidon/Hestia: ok so I got friend zoned well you know what I don't give a shit just because I ain't her husband don't mean i won't protect- DID YOU JUST TOUCH MY SWEET HEARTH BABY
Hestia/Poseidon: You are the only one in this dann family who gets me.
Dionysus/Hephaetus: we're best friends!... Who kiss sometimes... And fuck...
Hephaetus/Dionysus: all the fucking homo
Aphrodite/Hephaetus: *'I want you back' blares in the distance*
Hephaetus/Aphrodite: fuck you. Platonically.
Apollo/Artemis: ok but what are the specifics of the 'eternal maiden' thing??? Like??? What if I transformed into girl form?
Artemis/Apollo: I love you to death but I love you to DEATH.
Apollo/Hephaetus: wtf do you mean why I am I scared of you you tIED YOUR MOM TO A DINING CHAIR WITH ROPES THAT COULD ONLY BE UNTIED BY YOU AND THE ONLY REASON YOU LET HER GO IS BECAUSE YOUR GAY PAL TOLD YOU TO--
Artemis/Hephaetus: You are the dad I never had now let's go shoot some shit
Artemis/Hestia: *brings dead animals to her like a cat*
Athena/Hestia: I hate everyone except you. You are a cutie.
Hera/Hestia: You are my best friend, gods I love you!!!1!
Hestia/Hera: HAHAHA YEAH BESTIES! Its not like I'm gay for you or anything!!!
Hestia/Dionysus: sit the fuck down and have some tea you dumb drunk fuck so I can tuck you the fuck into bed and read you a bedtime story
Apollo/Hestia: it's........ So..... Small....
Hestia/Apollo: *choking him*
Zeus/Hestia: get the fUCK AWAY FROM MY BABY SIS
Hestia/Zeus: I'm older.
Hestia/Hephaetus and Hephaetus/Hestia: LIGHT IT UP UP UP UP LIGHT IT UP UP UP LIGHT IT UP UP UP WE'RE ON FIYAHHHHHH
Demeter/Hera: mom squad
Hera/Demeter: thank you for listening to me whine
Ares/Dionysus/Apollo: *drunkly* EVERY WOUND WILL SHAPE ME EVERY SCAR WILL BUILD MY THROOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEE
Ares/Everyone: FITE ME
Dionysus/Ares: calm the fuck down
Athena/Ares: and shut the fuck up
Hestia/Ares: you can't fight the fireplace, please stop before you burn yourself.
Hera/Hades: sometimes I regret not marrying you instead
Hades/Hera: that makes one of us
Hades/Poseidon: No I will not being your dolphin back to life.
Poseidon/Hades: PLEEEAAASSEEEE???
Hera/Dionysus: Hello I'm here for my weekly prescription of drinking away my feelings
Eris/Everyone: IM HERE TO FUCK SHIT UP
Persephone/Eris: *nose boops the goddess of litteral chaos*
Ares/Persephone: AAAAARRRGHHHH
Persephone/Ares: *shushing and hugging*
Artemis/Persephone: let's burn this place to the ground
Persephone/Artemis: *grinning wildly and holding the matches*
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My Book Of Greek Mythology Memes And One-Shots
RandomMostly memes. And a lot of Persephone and Hades. Also, possibly the home for my comic Gang Gods.
