xXTwenty0nePil0tsXx asks: Who is your best friend in the maze
Only pick one
Newt: Bloody Shuck. Why would you ask me that?
Thomas: It's me right.
Minho: No shuckface it's me.
Thomas and Minho:*fight*
Newt: I guess, Alby was my best friend in the maze. But then again me and Minho were close when Alby died. But I trusted Tommy for the note. Which he ignored.
Thomas: I didn't read it untill we left Crank Palace.
Newt: You idiot, how could you forget about it.
Minho: We were trying to rescue you.
Me: Let him answer the question.
Newt: Anyway, Tommy put me out if my misery so I didn't become a bloody crank. I think my best friend is probably Bark the dog.
Bark:*thinking b/c dogs can't talk* Yay.
Thomas and Minho: What?
Newt: Dogs are a man's best friend.
Thomas: You're seventeen.
Newt: It's a bloody expression. I chose the bloody dog so I wouldn't have to choose.
My grandma asks: Isn't that the boy who is in Nanny McPhee.
Newt: I wish people would stop bringing that up, but yes. Before the Maze, I was mean to my bloody nanny. Why they made it into a bloody movie, I have no bloody idea.
My sister asks: How old are you?
Newt: What?
Me: My sister didn't read the book.
Newt: I'm seventeen. I think. WICKED didn't let us remember our bloody names.
My step-grandma asks: Why do you limp.
Newt: I jumped off a bloody wall.
If you have questions for Newt, comment. My family refuses to read the books.
